Talk Stupid is a blog by DV and Erik. They are stupid... but, of course.
// November 16th, 2008 // No Comments » // Updates
Okay, this weekend, Erik and I got a lot of shit done… we have our audio archive service set up, we chose our intro music, and we even have some topics to speak on when we record… when will that be?!?!?!?!?! Tomorrow night we do it up… so expect a podcast around the middle of the week and listen up for what will be going down on the blog. Word up, SON!
Okay, I’ll stop talking like I’m a white teenager.
// November 16th, 2008 // No Comments » // F'in Sports!
Put that shit down, dumbfuck.
Did anyone read this shit? LeBron James of the NBA’s Cleveland Cavaliers is saying that he thinks the New York Yankees will get free-agent pitcher, C.C. Sabathia. If you didn’t know, James is a Yankees fan and he thinks the Yanks are going to get him. He’s probably right, especially when you consider how much money the Bronx Bombers will throw Sabathia’s way. Fine, think it, LBJ. But, don’t say, “We’re gonna get him. Absolutely.”
YOU’RE NOT PART OF THE YANKEES!!!
// November 8th, 2008 // No Comments » // DVs Observations
High heels.
I get it, they’re sexy. Yes, even though I’m about to blast their practicality in everyday life, I can appreciate a good pair of high heels on a woman… as long as they’re not conneted to a pair of cankles. If you don’t know what cankles are, go to the woods or your local park and look at a tree from top to bottom. Now, do you see the trunk there? That’s what a cankle looks like. There is no differentiating between the calves all the way to the top of the foot. The ankles are seemingly drowning somewhere in the bottom of the calf muscle, or as I like to call it, the thereshouldntbefatthere.
Don’t let the formal medical term scare you.
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// November 7th, 2008 // 2 Comments » // DVs Observations
Have you heard of this tattoo phenomenon of branding yourself with a company logo… permanently? Holy motherfuck! I’m sorry for cursing, but this deserves some expletives. Now tell me, what dumbshit is getting the Lacoste tattoo on their chest besides the idiot above who actually let someone take a picture? I mean, I liked Jordache jeans on my slim and trim body back in the day when I gave a damn about how I looked, but I wasn’t even thinking about putting the Jordache symbol on my left ass cheek!
// November 5th, 2008 // 5 Comments » // DVs Observations
LC, Her, Audrina, and Failure (pre-boob job)
So, I’m wondering… does it make me a woman if I watch “The Hills” on MTV religiously every Monday night and watching the repeats that come on, seemingly everyday? Does it mean that I have a vagina if I secretly (well, not so much anymore) wish for MTV to create an HTV (Hills Television) channel? You know, all Hills, all the time! WOO HOO!!!
OR can my saving grace and the statement that makes me keep my testicles be, “I watch it because the chicks are hot like summer.” Can it? Or should I just call myself Clay Aiken… that is to say, an ugly woman?
// November 3rd, 2008 // 2 Comments » // Erik's Observations
Recently, I just turned 28 years old. Time flies when you hit 21 years old, it’s like my sense of time has been irreparably destroyed by binge drinking… nah, it’s more like the calendar just got a supercharger. When I was young it always felt like my next birthday would never come, now it comes almost as fast as DV as he slaughters millions of his would-be children into a fresh new Kleenex. It feels like these things are coming so often, but it’s all good.
I feel like I’m on my way to becoming a cranky old guy. When I was younger I used to laugh at “old” people of my current age when they’d talk shit about my musical tastes. Today I listen to the hip hop of now and just think “what the hell is this bullshit?”. The only reason I even listen more than once to any of these songs is because they are annoyingly catchy and get stuck in my head. At the same time it cracks me up to think that “Rumpshaker” and “Baby Got Back” will soon be in rotation as oldies.
// November 2nd, 2008 // No Comments » // DVs Observations
So, I’ve been going to the gym fairly regularly for a ridiculously long time now… three months is long to a fatass like me… and I’m feeling good. How good? Like Dirk Diggler ain’t got shit on me, if you know what I’m saying. I mean, if I wouldn’t get arrested (and thoroughly disgust every person around me), I’d just walk around town with my junk in full display.
Besides getting arrested, I have to consider the reality of things… there really isn’t much to be proud of down there. DAMN YOU ASIAN GENETICS!!!
