Talk Stupid

So… How Do We Preface This?

// November 1st, 2008 // Updates

Soon, Erik and I will resume our undeniably bad rapport on-air and fully disgust you all at how much humanity has left our beings. But in the meantime, he and I will be blogging. You can probably expect a full show within a month, however. If you don’t like it, well, fuck you.

I know that was kind of rude to curse, but it’s perfect relative to this post because I’m wondering how we should preface our show before we get into it. You know, warn people that what they’re about to listen to is nothing to be taken seriously except on the rare occasion we handle a deep topic… which we will eventually turn into Erik admitting he likes to smoke pole.

So, here are some things I’ve thought of to warn listeners. Maybe I’ll eventually cut it up and add some audio to them and let you listen and vote. For now, you read:

• Warning, warning, warning. You are about to listen to some bad shit, so get the fuck out if you can’t take a joke.
• The show you are about to listen to may be considered highly offensive, but only if you are a woman that takes shit like her self-esteem too seriously, a fag that as of yet has not come out of the closet – dude, it’s okay if you like to play with man balls, a quadripelegic that has a better chance of winning Hide and Seek by hiding in a pile of mannequins than winning a game of Twister, a fat person that has no chance of catching us, so fuck you lardass, and/or our mothers
• This is DV from Talk Stupid and I love Erik. In a very gay way. (Obviously, not a choice, but more a proclamation).
• You’re about to listen to Talk Stupid… quick, humorless sensitive people, turn back now while you can before it’s too… oops, you’re fucked now…
• DV and Erik of Talk Stupid are not responsible for what comes out of their mouths for the next hour or so. They are purposely acting like jerks because all the hot chicks dig douchebags and Erik needs to get laid. DV, on the other hand might actually be a dickhead. Please don’t put any weight to what they will say. It will only give you a headache and Erik can’t take that excuse from women anymore.

Okay, let us know which ones you like in the Comments section. OR maybe you have something better?