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Episode Five Free Flow

// December 29th, 2008 // No Comments » // Podcasts

I hope everyone, and by everyone I mean Christians, had a great Christmas last week. And for all the non-Christians or crazy Orthodox Christians, I hope your respective celebrations are going well. But enough about worshiping someone that might not exist.

To begin the show Erik chews gum and fucks up the flow from the beginning… there’s even a moment of silence for the dead air. Thankfully, we get better… I think. Give it a listen and let us know what you think in the comments section.   Also, there is some feedback in the background… just ignore and make believe we’re technically savvy.

Here’s what we covered during our TWO HOUR extravaganza!!!

• Fisting!!! What if your wife catches you? SUCKS!
• Lord of the Rings hating! Erik explains it well – “fucked up names” SUCKS!
• Chewbacca fucking! If Chewbacca was a human being, he’d be Russian.
• I actually spent money to see a movie, but Erik doesn’t believe me, hence the picture in this post.
• I hate when people talk at movies, which is why I stay home PLUS black people don’t have computers!!!
• I shoot my cats with a pink water squirter (but Erik doesn’t believe me, hence the picture in this post), not because I hate them, but because I test to see if my reflexes are better than cat-like… and they usually are. VICTORY!!!
• Staring contests… I have all them motherfuckers stuck like a ______ in headlights.
• We make fun of retards… yeah, we know, really hard to do… very original… HACKS!  But, it’s still pretty funny as hell!!!
• Aw shit, we talk about the church.  Yikes!
• Some big things might be happening at TalkStupid.com in 2009!!!  Listen to the tease!!!
• Store brand Cool-Aid… yes, spelled correctly with a C!  Also talk about some old school store brand packaging shit.
• Stealing sugar packets… sorry, Starbucks.
• Miscommunication between cock and shit?  How does that happen between a chink and beaner?
• “This is not a repeat…”
• Zebras and Wayne Brady is a badass mother fucker!!!  Just like Neil Patrick Harris, yo.
• Qzada… listener of the podcast?  Huh?

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Episode Quattro – The Less Gay Podcast

// December 18th, 2008 // 1 Comment » // Podcasts

So, we recorded for about an hour and 15 minutes and came to the final decision that the podcast sounded ridiculously wrong and amazingly gay, so, we stopped, ate some food, I talked to my wife about how gay I just was and then we re-recorded. That re-recording is what you’ll hear below. Some of our topics:

• “The Day The Earth Stood Still” was a piece of steamy crap that Al Gore can jack to
• Fart talk; my fart power is amazingly offensive
• Erik got his spic card back! He also reveals wearing a hairnet back in the day… but is that really a surprise?
• Government peanut butter… hard as a rock
• “Shit that shit” (okay); “Big ass ass” (not so much)
• Freezing in ‘Frisco, particularly the Castro where Erik parties “hard”
• Shit, Elliot sucked… FUCK!
• Didn’t black people want to sit in the front of the bus?  Why are they still sitting in the back?
• Anyone else hear of loose leaf tea? GAY!
• Energy drinks are immune to my power of tired
• We end with some gay shit

As far as the first podcast goes… well, we’re storing that one to save for a rainy gay day.

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DV All By Himself

// December 16th, 2008 // 1 Comment » // Podcasts

Okay, so I didn’t think that Erik and I were going to do a podcast this last week, but as you can probably see, we actually did a show. HOWEVER, before that happened, I did a solo show because I care about you, Talk Stupid’s audience… all four of you. In any case, I did my best here, but maybe my best isn’t good enough… you be the judge!

Give the podcast a listen and let me know what’s up?

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BTW, there is no iTunes or generic podcast archived for this show because, well, IT SUCKS!

Podcast Episode Trey – Free Flow Edition

// December 11th, 2008 // No Comments » // Podcasts

Holy shit!  We actually did a show!  Since Erik has been busy at work, we missed doing a podcast last week and I wasn’t down with us to miss another week with no podcast, DAMNIT!  So, I did a solo podcast, which pretty much sucks in the beginning, but then I roll STRONG towards the middle and end.  But then, when I was done with recording my solo show, Erik shows up online and I asked if he wanted to do a show. He said yes and then we made magic, doing a free flow show with zero show prep and topics.  Here’s some of what we talked about:

- What the fuck is BrawnDy?
- Homemade nunchucks are a child’s dream
- Erik is a hardcore street thug, SON!  Especially when he goes fishing, NUKKA!
- Shit’s live up in here!  Literally, shit is live.
- Feeding into stereotypes
- JB’in all day, every day
- Dungeons & Dragons (cool) and Magic (gay)
- And many more things… give a listen, kids!

BTW, the individual solo podcast I did will go up later on. Look out for that or make your life easier and subscribe to our blog feed.

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“Boy In The Striped Pajamas” Review

// December 9th, 2008 // 4 Comments » // Movie Review

Even the kid actor looks like Adolf.

Holy shit was this a depressing movie.  Don’t get me wrong, it’s well-shot, well-acted, well-written, and well, makes you lose hope in humanity and any sort of mercy that you think God (or whatever divine being you believe in) might have.  And for all you aetheists, I can see your point now after seeing this movie.

This is yet another Holocaust movie that makes you hate Nazi Germany and sympathize with Jewish people.  And while I think these types of films are made with great sensitivity, let me be insensitive and say the following:

WE GET IT!  The Holocaust sucked for Jewish people and the Nazis were fuckin’ jerkoffs for what they did to them!  But, do we still need to make movies about this subject matter?  I don’t need to be depressed anymore… JESUS!  Err, I mean, FALSE PROPHET!  Whatever.

If you’re in the mood to see a good quality and well-crafted film and don’t mind being in a shitty mood at the end of the film like you live in Seattle where the sun hardly comes out, then see this movie.  However, if you’re already suicidal and/or homicidal, do yourself a favor and skip this flick.

3.2/4.0 stars for normal people

0.8/4.0 stars for easily depressed people and Germans