Talk Stupid

Episode 9 – The Show With Cankles!

// January 31st, 2009 // 3 Comments » // Erik's Observations, Podcasts

Let me start this post off right by saying Happy Birthday to our new co-host Jax! Now that the pleasantries are over, let’s get down to it boppers.

• Only four words could describe DV’s embarrassing story: Dinty Moore’s Beef Stew
• Afraid of sounding like she’s playing Battleshits in front of co-workers, Jax is poop shy at the job.
• Jax Birthday was on Friday. Moving right along . . . apparently, she’s a nag too!
• A slap to the face isn’t as universally funny as we thought.
• Speaking of shit, DV shares how to make shitlocks (aka dreads) and how he had to shave his head to get rid of that mistake
• Insecure men make Jax cooch dry up like a desert!
• Normal women make DV’s peen recede into his belly.
• The economic crisis has so far only hit DV, apparently he can no longer jack to it with lotion to save $$$.
• Ax Jax Segment – You, DV, and Erik take a plane trip, later on, it crashes, BUT you all survive, ending up on a deserted island. Who do you think you would have a better chance to survive with – DV or Erik?
• Breast implants become stress relieving squeeze balls.
• New Segment – Ax Jax Out! She’s looking for someone to make her feel better about her cankles and gag her when she starts nagging.
• Birthdays mean nothing to DV or I at this age. DV has clothes older than Jax.
• Jax is depressed over turning a quarter of a century old…

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The Lost Cause Episode 2: H-BOMB!!!

// January 30th, 2009 // 3 Comments » // The Lost Cause

RIZ and I do it up again to break down the third episode of season five and lots of interesting things are happening. Charles Widmore was where in 1954? Desmond and Penny have a kid named…? Daniel Faraday is all kinds of messed up right now because did he see his…? Lots of things jumping off, kiddies! Check out this episode of The Lost Cause and participate in the discussion by commenting down low!

Also, thanks to Erik who gave us the winning name for our show… it seems fitting because it’s a “lost cause” for us to think Riz and I will ever do it big like Entertainment Weekly’s Doc Jensen (check the recap he usually does, but couldn’t this week – here) or the duo of Jen and Liz at the Washington Post!

But, it doesn’t hurt to try! Oh, and, this joint is much shorter than our last episode that clocked in at 30 minutes… this one is under 10, so what are you waiting for? Watch already!!!

Lost – Season Five Opener Review

// January 23rd, 2009 // 20 Comments » // DVs Observations, The Lost Cause

Okay, myself and RIZ throw down the review on the season five opener of Lost, the show that makes a lot of people feel all tingly in their private area. We throw out some theories, comment on several plotlines, and give props to Hurley’s Hot Pockets throwing ability… and when a fat dude throws food away, you know it’s a serious situation. And, since I’m fat, I DEFINITELY know.

In any case, the as of now not named show (yes, we plan on doing more of these) needs your help. With what? A NAME! So, give us some suggestions in the comments section below.

Note to self: Don’t do a show with a thin dude… it makes your fat head look waaaaaay fatter. OR, you can lose weight, dummy.

Second Show with Jackie, Episode 8

// January 22nd, 2009 // 12 Comments » // Podcasts

We’ll admit that the last episode of Talk Stupid wasn’t the best for a few reasons I won’t get into, but needless to say, we’re the type of show that sees where they fucked up and improves, which we do this time around. Trust me.

Here are the topics that we get down with in this episode:

• Inauguration of the Halfrican-American and its symbolism, which we somehow connect to Puerto Ricans and Jesus… but Jax doesn’t care because there were a lot of sales going on at the mall.

• Ridiculous racist sex scenarios, which is HOO-merous… can I EVER fuckin’ talk correctly?!?!?!

• My sister is getting married this weekend and I have to give a speech. But, if I kept it real, it would be really fucked-up. In all seriousness, congratulation, sis!

• Public speaking… I can do it. Erik can do it. Jackie throws up or needs Vicodin. Also, NEVER ask Jackie what her hobbies are. Meanwhile, I am a douchebag.

• When you first start a relationship… do you go with the flow OR do you think you want to marry this person (THE PRESSURE!!!!)

• Jax is going to jail… get ready to get the spiderweb elbow tat, Jackie!!! And bring the lube unless your cornhole is ready-made to accept broom handles.

• RADIO WAR! Us vs. Edge FM… well, two shows from there anyway. We’ve been getting tons of remarks about being a pre-recorded show (OMG!!!) versus doing it live like these peeps. We fuck around and answer back. <— (EDIT) We love Edge FM.

• What would you do in a high pressure situation? We throw out some fucked-up scenarios.

• I get serenaded by Regular Renegade… I just jizzed in my pants.

AX JAX

Our new co-host will have her very own segment where she will answer listener e-mails on any subject (to the best of her ability anyway), so send in your questions to show AT talkstupid DOT com.

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Lucky Episode Number 7

// January 17th, 2009 // 4 Comments » // Podcasts

This week, we add a new co-host. Yes, that is her picture to the left… she’s classy. Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Jackie – a lovely and funny amusing Filipino chick that will set the airwaves on fire and burn our show to the ground!!!

• We get to know Jackie and find that she likes camerasgoing against the Asian stereotype

• Long Martin Luther King weekend, what we’ll be doing
• Inauguration plans for the HALFrican-American, Barack Obama, who will swear upon the Koran with a Wizard’s hat on to become President of the United States of America
• HOLY SHIT, I SOUND LIKE A FUCKIN’ ZOMBIE!!!
• Wikipedia entries… what ours would say
• Facebook and MySpace brings people together… even the ones you used to beat the crap out of
• We rag on Jackie’s ex-boyfriend
• BREAKING NEWS! Communication between men and women ain’t so great
• “Fresh of breath air” – dumbshit = Me.
• Our favorite pizza toppings and the ones we hate… Jackie loves pepperoni… surprise, surprise
• My bunt is a hit during this podcast

AX JAX

Our new co-host will have her very own segment where she will answer listener e-mails on any subject (to the best of her ability anyway), so send in your questions to show AT talkstupid DOT com.

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Throw us some comments on the blog, e-mail us and let us know what you think at show AT talkstupid DOT com, give us a call and leave a voicemail to 866.949.FOOL (3665), or best of all, subscribe to our blog feed and/or our iTunes page!