Lost – Season Five Opener Review

// January 23rd, 2009 // DVs Observations, The Lost Cause

Okay, myself and RIZ throw down the review on the season five opener of Lost, the show that makes a lot of people feel all tingly in their private area. We throw out some theories, comment on several plotlines, and give props to Hurley’s Hot Pockets throwing ability… and when a fat dude throws food away, you know it’s a serious situation. And, since I’m fat, I DEFINITELY know.

In any case, the as of now not named show (yes, we plan on doing more of these) needs your help. With what? A NAME! So, give us some suggestions in the comments section below.

Note to self: Don’t do a show with a thin dude… it makes your fat head look waaaaaay fatter. OR, you can lose weight, dummy.

20 Responses to “Lost – Season Five Opener Review”

  1. jackiemae says:

    what the hell… youre gonna have another show?

    well, i got a show name for ya… the pogi and pangit show… or how about the yum and yuck show… lmao…

  2. DV says:

    Hey Jax, thanks for the props, but easy on RIZ… he’s part of the TS team now. No need to call the boy ugly.

    What, oh, I’M ugly?

    Thanks, Jax for having my back… with a knife in it.

  3. Tavia says:

    Gum chewing wu-tang is cute. Call me!

  4. RIZ says:

    Maybe next time I can try and not look like Seabiscuit, chewing a whole pack of big league chew.

  5. Sal says:

    Welcome to Talk Stupid RIZ. My apologies.

  6. pkrol says:

    Riz’s jaw line while chewing gum plus the Jack beard is Whoa!
    U lost me at 10 mins but thats alright i’ll just watch it in 10 min episodes. :)

  7. DV says:

    OMG! DV is sooooo hot! I love his lack of a jawline and neck… Just nothing but bulky meat! If I was a cannibal, DV would be the equivalent of a tasty seven-course meal… MMMM MMMM! I could just eat him up… nice… and… slow. OMG, I just came in my thong.

    - Angelina Jolie

    … hmm… am I still logged in…

  8. Qzada says:

    by the way i like how you pointed at me cause for a sec there i didnt know you were talked to me there….lmao you pointed “hey whats up there everybody in internet land” internet land….hmm….online community…..computer universe…..internet haven…..the internets…….i love it

  9. Qzada says:

    ABOO……

  10. Erik says:

    How about “The Lost Cause” brought to you by Talk Stupid!

  11. Joey says:

    hahaha coked up seabiscuit munching down on big league chew not bad, good show I enjoyed it a lot keeep it up i say cut the episodes down in time a bit a half an hour is a little long, how bout “Finding Lost”

  12. DV says:

    Hey Joey,

    Thanks for watching… yeah, we went long because the show was two hours… looking to aim for no longer than 10 minutes each episode.

    If you get the chance, check out some of the Talk Stupid radio podcasts IF you like edgy type humor. Just skip episode 7 because that one, honestly, kind of sucked… hahahaha. The latest is pretty good though, so I’m glad we can improve.

    Thanks for watching again, as well as for the name suggestion!

  13. Erik says:

    You two talk to each other like a couple where one doesn’t give a shit about what the other is saying.

    “Right…right….”

  14. You Feel Me says:

    Is this Public Access?
    The Podcast has no structure
    The Video, is it a review of LOST or is the Video LOST

    FOR REAL STEP YOUR GAME UP.
    I think they are Millions of podcast and videocast out there and if you want to play with the big dogs (BE FUNNY)

  15. DV says:

    You Feel Me,

    Yes… I do… and I think Valtrex would do wonders for those bumps. Kidding! Why? Because the implication would be that I’m gay and that you actually had sex, both of which are not true.

    Anyway, seriously, thanks for the kick in the ass. Riz and I definitely need some structure and we’re still feeling our way into this… sort of like putting in the tip before inserting the shaft.

    In any case, we hope you hang with us and continue letting us know what we can improve on… and when we do it right and do it big, I’ll just give this reason for our success:

    “I felt him.”

  16. David C. says:

    Invest in a HD Camera. You show looks low budget

  17. DV says:

    David C.,

    Not a bad idea… if this show picks up steam, most definitely will get one.

    Thanks for the suggestion and watching.

  18. chris caamano says:

    Talking stupid with stupid and stuipider? now that’s hot!

  19. DV says:

    Thanks, Chris… hahaha… you’re lucky you’re from the old neighborhood or I would have looked for you and reminded you how ugly you are. Hahaha!

  20. RJ says:

    wtf, you guys cant post my comments or re-play my epic voicemails!?!?!?

    Was it because I roasted your co-host????

    The last show was good, I want to hear more. Just try to avoid these situations,

    “So, what do you think of Obama?”…………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………….um.

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