“Bad Santa” is one of the funniest movies about the whole Christmas holiday that you can ever see. And the best part of that movie, if you ask me, is Marcus the elf. There is nothing funnier than a foul-mouthed midget, err, dwarf… I mean, elf. Whatever, the mother fucker is funny! AND, he goes toe-to-toe with the recently departed Bernie Mac, one of the legends of comedy, at least to me. Enjoy the video.
Once again, RIZ and I get down with our breakdown of the latest episode of “Lost” – The Life and Death of Jeremy Bentham. Usually, who the good guys were and who the bad guys were WAS an easy thing to spot. However, with “Lost’ being as good as it is to piss you off, you really don’t have any idea of these classifications. And this latest episode doesn’t help anything! RIZ is really looking at the show now in a religious way, which is funny since he only worships at the house of his mirror, but I’ll roll with it. Personally, I’m suspending belief for everything until the writers spell it out for me… this approach should make me less angry and frustrated.
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The video is from The Whitest Kids U Know and it’s about getting, well, boners… at the most inconvenient and wrong times. How often does this happen to guys? A LOT, which is why this song is so funny. If you actually understand the physiology of the penis, it actually cleans itself out by rushing some blood throughout the whole joint every so often. Is there anything guys can do about it? Yes… have a picture of the Octo Mom with you at all times. If seeing her huge ass belly isn’t a boner-killer, I don’t know what is. Of course, if you are pissed at how dumb she is, that anger might just add to the strength of your boner at the time, in which case, imagine those eight kids coming out of the hooch and you’ll definitely get flaccid. Unless you’re a sicko.
In any case, the song is a funny one and every guy watching will fully understand and relate in some way. I relate to every single one. Just sayin’.
The television show “Lost” is one big heaping mess of beetle dung right now (okay, more than it usually is) as they move through the current time jumping storyline, which has a lot of people feeling like their brains just had relations and woke up with nothing but cab fare on the dresser. However, if you’re a fan of the show, you know there’s going to be a big payoff that explains it all, or at least most of it… and if not, we’re all going to cut off Abrams, Cuse, and Lindelof’s testicles off. In any case, relative to all the time skipping, I thought I would look back and note some of the top cinematic “achievements” of “Lost” actors.
I’ll probably do this from time to time, but, more importantly don’t forget to check out “The Lost Cause” to get my thoughts, as well as RIZ’s on the show we all know and love. But enough whoring and on with this post. (more…)
I can’t believe this movie is 13 years old, but anyway, this scene is the ultimate one in the movie. It has the signature “you’re so money,” the claws and fangs dialogue, and the rules on how many days before you call a “baby” when you get her digits. Awesome. If you didn’t know, Jon Favreau, known nowadays for being the director of “Iron Man,” actually wrote this movie in one weekend. And look how skinny Vince Vaughn looks. When I saw this movie again recently, it made me feel good knowing that as you age, you just inevitably get a little paunchy as Vaughn and I have gotten. Okay, maybe I’ve become a little more than paunchy, but whatever.
In any case, if you haven’t seen this movie, check it out because the dialogue is pretty good (obviously) and you start to really feel for Favreau’s character, Mike. However, in the end, Heather Graham comes to the rescue in a great swing dance scene. Oh, also, in the end, Vaughn’s character, Trent, gets his comeuppance sort of speak, being a “baby.” FACE!
Well, what the fuck is “foosy”? Well, if you know anything about Filipinos, they switch their “f”s and “p”s and, basically, they talk funny. SO, we’re talking about crazy “pussy,” a favorite subject of men on the prowl. In any case, we talk about the locotang, but we talk about other things like:
Erik is back! And he gives Jax and DV props for kicking AX!
Weekend plans – Jax is going to play a rape game that she says is a video game… riiiiiight. Look over your shoulder, Jax. Anyway, we start to talk about rape scenarios.
We get into what we are giving up for Lent, the 40 days where you sacrifice something you normally do for God. What are we giving up?
UnbeWEAVEable! Weaves are bullet-proof… didn’t you know? More weave talk ensues…
DV and Erik are headbangers!
Video games that leave a sensory memory with us… Erik has been fucked by playing “Guitar Hero” too much.
We talk “gumba” and “guido”… DV speaks on it and Erik and Jax get their learn on.
Our radio mentor, JV, is back in the Bay Area with Wild 94.9… DV thinks JV is the Barack Obama of radio bringing hope and change.
Someone actually participates in the AX JAX OUT segment… guy sounds familiar.
We are internationally known and DV has an experience to prove it!
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Have you ever seen “Boondock Saints”? I find it surprising that a lot of people haven’t… but, the 1999 movie is more of a DVD cult hit amongst those 30 years old or younger and went away for college, so if you’re over 30, don’t worry if you’ve never seen it. You’re forgiven for being old and scared of leaving your house.
In any case, the movie is highly recommended because there are several memorable scenes of which “the dead cat” is one. The scene starts after a long night of killing Russian mobsters and lots of drinking by our heroes, the McManus brothers and their friend, Rocco, who happens to be on the lower rung of the mob pole. I won’t give away why he gets pissed, but Rocco gets ticked and has had enough about being played by his bosses. And in a fit of rage and thumping his fists on the table… well… it’s Marilyn Monroe AKA dead pussy time.
The sequel, “Boondock Saints II:All Saints Day” is scheduled to be released later this year, 10 years after it first was released. Hopefully, the dead cat makes a comeback. Okay, maybe not.
A tip of the hat goes to my wife who sent me the vid.
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