Filipino Prisoners Shamoaning “Thriller” Style

// February 18th, 2009 // DVs Observations

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Okay, first, if you don’t get the shamoan reference, listen to our Shamoan Podcast, which is “loosen your uterus” hilarious. Second, what the FUCK is going on here? And how the HELL did I miss this when it was first going around the internet?

As you will see, this is a prison in the Phillipines that allows its “tenants” to choreograph and perform various routines for various hit songs. So, yeah, there is more than just “Thriller” popping in this joint, SON! Check out the YouTube page of the guy that coordinates this.

Anyway, when the video starts, you see the back of a woman walking with an inmate and I was immediately thinking, “How is she NOT getting raped right now?” Well, if you wait a bit, you’ll see that it’s actually a man, a man I will assume is the jail’s resident hole. I wonder if that outfit is his normal attire. At about the four minute mark, you’ll see something that isn’t actually choreographed, but happening in reality.

All I have to say are two things after watching this video:

1) Filipinos are batshit crazy and no matter what, will never, if they even were, be considered some hardcore dudes
2) How does Michael Jackson still hold this influence on people outside of the United States? Is Jesus Juice a big seller in foreign lands?

3 Responses to “Filipino Prisoners Shamoaning “Thriller” Style”

  1. RIZ says:
    February 18, 2009 at 4:34 pm

    Dude, I think I need to go back to sending you the latest viral vids. This video is older than I am. Over 21 million people have seen this on youtube, and you somehow found out about it today? That being said, this video almost inspires me to want to commit a crime and end up in the slammer. If they were all like this, it doesnt seem half bad. Maybe Jax can give us some inside info when shes doing a 25-life for her third strike. Kidding JAX!!

  2. zap branigan says:
    February 18, 2009 at 9:57 pm

    that man dressed as a woman is an abomination. eek.

  3. moosh says:
    February 20, 2009 at 1:05 am

    that man dressed as a woman is completely normal here in the Philippines. They outlaw prostitution yet require them to have health cards. They outlaw anal-anything but its the single most common type of club in the country.

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