THIS Is The Best KO In Any Contact Sport History
// March 29th, 2009 // 1 Comment » // Updates
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Archive for March, 2009
The Lost Cause Episode 9 – All About Sayid
// March 28th, 2009 // 4 Comments » // The Lost Cause
DV and RIZ review episode 10, season five of “Lost” – “He’s Our You.” In this episode, the TLC dynamic duo prove how much they need the help of a strong woman and she comes in the form of Katie, this week’s producer. Thanks, Katie! In any case, this episode of “Lost” is all about Sayid and the backstory as to how he gets on the plane to Guam and end up on the island again. The ending is a bit shocking as we see someone take a dirt nap, but who? Someone who deserves, even if he is just a kid.
Chris Klein Is A Really Bad Actor
// March 26th, 2009 // 7 Comments » // DVs Observations
Okay, I realize that I am not giving you any earth-shattering news here with my title as, Chris Klein, known most for his participation (and I won’t say acting or in any way give validation to Klein getting paychecks for playing pretend) in “American Pie,” is such a bad actor that I honestly forget he existed. However, today, Filmdrunk reminded me how shitty Klein is as an (cough) actor. The movie of focus here is the recently released and recently left the theaters after two minutes, “Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun Li” of which Klein plays the male lead.
Top Seven Reasons To Tell People Why You’re NOT Having Another Baby
// March 24th, 2009 // No Comments » // DVs Observations
FULL DISCLOSURE: Someone actually agreed to breed with me… a woman, even… and I have one kickass son that will surely grow up to be a pimp with the ladies.
So, with that said, I get asked all the time when my wife and I will have another child. Fair enough… the pool of genetics between my wife and I is straight phenomenal. Okay, so it’s mostly from my wife, but that’s not the point. The point is, why does this question always get asked? Below are the seven answers, in no particular order, that you can give if you’re asked as often as I am… When are you going to have more kids?
The Most Ridiculous Entrance Ever
// March 23rd, 2009 // 2 Comments » // DVs Observations, F'in Sports!
When I first saw this video, I had tons of thoughts rushing through my mind, such as the following:
- Holy shit, is this for real?
- Those chicks look hood, but WAIT they’re Japanese?!?!?!
- King Mo doesn’t look like he can dance well for a black guy.
- This is WAY too fuckin’ long.
- Holy shit, is this for real?
Five Things You Can Blame On The Alcohol
// March 23rd, 2009 // 4 Comments » // DVs Observations
So, it’s been about a month since the video has been out on YouTube, and really that’s about the only place to watch music videos nowadays, but has anyone seen the “Blame It (on the a-a-a-a-alcohol)” video from Jamie Foxx featuring T-Pain? How is Ron Howard in that joint? I’m talking about Opie… with a top flesh dome… that ain’t baller! Now that casting is something that you can blame on the alcohol.
But what else?
Watching Malin
// March 21st, 2009 // No Comments » // DVs Observations
Watchmen… did you see it? Have you read it? Well, I’ve done both and I have to say the character of Silk Spectre looks so much better in the movie version than the comic book version. If I was into animated porn, maybe. By the way, who really is into that animation porn with like the Simpsons characters banging each other… SICK! Anyway, in this video, up-and-coming nerd chick, Malin Ackerman (Natalie Portman from the “Star Wars” prequels and Kristen Bell from “Heroes” amongst other nerdy viewings are easily over her in rank… at least that’s what I hear from nerds… NOT my personal opinion) does an exclusive Funny or Die video that is probably every geek’s dream, sans the money they’d have to shell out from their piggy banks. Oh well, so they don’t get to buy that extra memory chip.
In any case, check the video and appreciate Ackerman actually bringing down her beauty by being funny as Cameron Diaz does. Hey, now that’s who Ackerman reminds me of! Not a bad career path to follow. Also, I got my latest issue of Maxim and guess who’s on the front cover and inside the mag? Yeah, Ackerman. So, pay the five bucks… it’s a lot cheaper than these guys in the videos paid. Spank, spank!
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