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The Lost Cause – Namaste, Sucka!

// March 21st, 2009 // 2 Comments » // The Lost Cause

DV and RIZ review “Namaste” from Season Five of “Lost”. There was a two-week reprieve since the previous “Lost” episode, “Lafleur,” but what a way to come back as some questions were answered, but of course, more questions were raised. In this episode of UNINTELLIGENT talk (we just want to entertain), RIZ talks stupid and says Juliet is hotter than Kate. What a dummy! Anyway, check out the video and thanks for the support!

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Episode 15: The One Where Jax Wins!

// March 18th, 2009 // No Comments » // Podcasts

So this episode was a freestyle show. I wasn’t involved in it, as I got held up at work. Nice story, I’ll work on it… okay, no need, DV did a good job making one up for me during the show.

In this episode you’ll hear the worst sound effects war in history. The sound of confusion, no really there is a sound and it is called Jax’s voice. You’re also in for a treat because Jax finally wins a “fuck you” from DV.

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Throw us some comments on the blog, e-mail us and let us know what you think at show AT talkstupid DOT com, give us a call and leave a voicemail to 866.949.FOOL (3665), or best of all, subscribe to our blog feed and/or our iTunes page!

Ten Things To Say When Your Boss Wants You To Do More

// March 16th, 2009 // No Comments » // DVs Observations

Recently, I was asked to take on a bigger project at work and being the team player that I am, I said, “No doubt, mother fucker!” Okay, maybe I didn’t say “no doubt” because, well, that’d be kind of disrespectful to my boss for using street talk. In any case, my boss was nice enough to give me an “out” if I wanted, but the new project sounded cool and I like a challenge. But, what if I didn’t? How would I decline a request from my boss. Below are 10 ways:

1. Excuse me, good sir/madam, but allow me to answer you this way… (turn around and ass burp).
This is a gentlemanly approach… until you give the ass burp.

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D-Vlog – Some Talk Stupid Ish!

// March 14th, 2009 // 2 Comments » // D-VLOG

DV, supreme ruler and ultimate contributor for TalkStupid.com, will be doing some video blogging and this is his first foray into yet ANOTHER show for the site. Wow, how does he do it? First DV kills it on the Talk Stupid podcast, THEN he kills it on The Lost Cause, and NOW he’s bringing it to the D-Vlog! He is AWESOME!

In this first D-Vlog, DV talks about the site itself and what’s going on. We may be expanding with a few more shows… or maybe just one. If you’d like to possibly join us in the stupidity here on the site, hit us up at show AT talkstupid DOT com and let us know how you want to get dumb!

Also, all praises due to J’V'allah, JV from Wild 94.9 and The Dog House. He is a man of many platitudes, of which being smart is not one. BUT he is funny as hell and is the inspiration for this D-Vlog as his are WAY BETTER than this amateur piece of crap! Thanks Jeffray Vanderpusshoof!

Scenes You’ll Never See In Real Life – Football Fellatio

// March 10th, 2009 // 2 Comments » // DVs Observations

INT. LIVING ROOM – DAY

A man relaxes on his living room couch watching a football game.  His back is straight and he is eating carrots, broccoli, and celery.

MAN WATCHING FOOTBALL

Honey, are you sure you don’t want to watch the game this lovely afternoon
with the guys?  You know we’d love to have you, especially since you can
call a play before it happens!  Gosh, what a great gift you have.

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Episode 14: The Hippocritter Episode

// March 6th, 2009 // No Comments » // Podcasts

Sorry, folks, no Jax in this episode, but Talk Stupid’s original DYNAMIC DUO – DV and Erik – are here! Jax is not feeling well, so feel free to e-mail her at jackie AT talkstupid DOT com and send her and her CRAZY PUSSY well wishes.

• DV bangs his cat doggy-style (oh the irony) to clean out the cat’s colon, which is not permitting poo to leave… Erik suggests a non-sexual route that could have worked.
• Pronunciation, units of measurement, and dumb Americans speeding in Canada.
• Mentor talk – we speak on our paragon of talk radio, JV, and his new show in the Bay Area, as well as the station’s music rotation and the music itself.  FLO-RIDA!  AIRWOLF!
• By the way, props to Ron Bennington and Fez Marie Whatley.
• Is it masturbation/necrophilia if…?
• Hasidic Jews love BIG. BLACK. ASSES.  We also get into some oven talk… no not like that!  But, more like, “Damn, Hitler is trying to make me a negro!”
• Crazy pussy… can it ever become something substantial besides a mound with a hole in it?
• Wordplay… how combination of words can fuck you up.  Soup with a cape on?  WTF?
• The government keeping us down!
• Revealing the truth about some oaths.
• Reasons why Erik isn’t Mexican, but Indian and, possibly, Persian.  And why DV is Short Round from “Indiana Jones”.

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Throw us some comments on the blog, e-mail us and let us know what you think at show AT talkstupid DOT com, give us a call and leave a voicemail to 866.949.FOOL (3665), or best of all, subscribe to our blog feed and/or our iTunes page!

The Lost Cause – The Sawyer Episode

// March 6th, 2009 // 1 Comment » // The Lost Cause

We, ONCE AGAIN, speak on the greatest television series EVER! This episode of “Lost” focused a lot on Sawyer, which I’m sure made all of the women of the world happy, including my wife. In any case, lots of things went down and RIZ and I try to break it down like stomach acid.

Leave your comments down low and be FOREWARNED… even though there isn’t a new “Lost” episode next week, RIZ and I will not sleep and have something special in mind for all of the fans out there!