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The Most Ridiculous Entrance Ever

// March 23rd, 2009 // DVs Observations, F'in Sports!

When I first saw this video, I had tons of thoughts rushing through my mind, such as the following:

• Holy shit, is this for real?
• Those chicks look hood, but WAIT they’re Japanese?!?!?!
• King Mo doesn’t look like he can dance well for a black guy.
• This is WAY too fuckin’ long.
• Holy shit, is this for real?

Okay, this took place during a Mixed Martial Arts fight in Japan earlier this year and I have no idea who won, but I hope King Mo’s opponent beat the shit out of him. However, I don’t have much faith that the opponent did as he got just as theatrical as King Mo did… at the end of the video, the opponent was doing what every histrionic athlete craving massive attention did – thumped his chest over his heart while looking directly at his opponent all Hulk Hogan crazy eyes-like. (Editor’s Note: Chest thumper lost.)

Now, I will give King Mo props for being amusing, but the entertainment value can be raised as it’s mostly on the “make a kid laugh by saying ‘butt’” level because he’s using the number one selling tool for males – hot chicks. I mean, how lazy is that? We at Talk Stupid would never do such a thing. Seriously.

Anyway, let’s talk about that entourage of women… I can’t believe one of those Japanese sluts, err, whores, err, “dancers” with quotation marks (wink, wink) was doing the worm! You know, the classic 80s dance that everyone tried at least once and hurt something doing it. I mean. The. Worm. That chick is aces in my book. If I had my own ridiculous entrance everytime I walked into work, I would definitely include the worm stripper dancer. But what else?

Well, the entrance music would have to be something kickass and full of bass that hits you like a boxing glove to the ear, giving you that cauliflower effect. Hmm… I think I’ll go with Right Said Fred’s “I’m Too Sexy” for a couple of reasons – 1) It’s true and 2) It’s true. As far as attire, I think I’ll go with an Indian headdress because they’re kickass, a sailor’s neckerchief, and a man-thong. But, really, is there such a thing? MAN-thong? Seems like a contradiction in terms. Anyway, the whole time I’d just pelvic thrust, pelvic thrust, pelvic thrust to the beat of the son, every now and then stopping and pointing at people, as well as giving winks along the way. HOT!

So, how about you guys and gals? How would your entrance to work or any building like a restaurant be?

Tip of the hat to Steve K. for sending me the video.