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Episode 16: The Fresh Show

// April 23rd, 2009 // No Comments » // Podcasts

Well, we did this show a couple of weeks ago and because we had lots of crap going on, we never got a chance to put this up… UNTIL NOW! So, take a listen to Erik and myself sans Jax. In any case, we’re looking to get back on track and we hope you keep checking us out. If not, someone will die in the streets somewhere in the nation.

This is what we spoke on:

• Mutton chop pubes… nuff said.
• Parody songs
• I fuck with Stephen Hawkings (and this was before news of him being ill… like it matters)
• A hot nurse milks your prostate… is that gay?  We argue the point.
• Erik is an acrobat?  REALLY?!?!?!
• Special talents at Erik’s job
• Reminisce about ghetto candy like Now and Laters and its value as currency and drug
• Jumping from 15 story building rooftops… Jordan got NOTHING on me
• Cartoons made into movies… and “Ozzy Osbourne sucks,” says my train of thought.
• Wow, we actually bring up Dean Cain… how the fuck does that happen?
• Jobs where you can’t be an asshole, but we give scenarios anyway
• Did you know that Talk Stupid is everywhere on the internet?
• Some Jew talk
• Annoying slang phrases that should DIE!

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The Lost Cause – Don’t EFF With Desmond!

// April 10th, 2009 // 2 Comments » // The Lost Cause

WTF?!?! YouTube cut the end off again… I guess they don’t like my LL Cool J sign-off. Oh well… we are basically done anyway.

DV and RIZ talk about “Lost” Season Five, Episode 12, “Dead is Dead”. The episode focuses a lot on Benjamin Linus, who reveals he goes back to the island to be judged, but we’re kind of doubtful that Ben is being submissive about anything. Locke and Ben take a journey to find Smokey the monster whereupon they find Alex, Ben’s “daughter”. We also see Desmond and Penny and learn that you DON’T. EFF. WITH. DESMOND. BROTHA! Won’t get much more into it as you should watch the video. And after watching the video, you should leave some comments down low. Yes, that sounds like a plan.

The Lost Cause – Guilt, A Broken Heart, and Eyeliner

// April 3rd, 2009 // 2 Comments » // The Lost Cause

NOTE: YouTube put down the gauntlet on us the first time out… REVISED IS ABOVE!

First off, BIG THANKS to Kevin Kaduk over at Yahoo!’s Big League Stew for linking our show over there and legitimizing us as “Lost” experts. Experts? Us?!?!?! Well, it made us laugh anyway. However, we’ll take it! Good looking out, KK!

NOTE: YouTube cut off part of the end… I guess they think our video sucks. AWESOME!

Anyway, DV and RIZ bring you another engaging episode of “The Lost Cause” and this time they go OUTSIDE! Yes, the boys get out of their office building and make magic right before your eyes. Speaking of eyes, Richard “The Eyeliner” Alpert shows up at the end of the 11th episode of “Lost” season five (“Whatever Happened Happened”) and does the whole mystery thing… where the heck does he bring young Ben? Okay, the temple, but what’s in there? And why will young Ben forget stuff and lose his innocence? Anyway, Kate cries a lot in this episode of “Lost” (thanks, Sawyer), but she’s still hotter than Juliet.

In any case, after peeping the video, leave your comments below and let us know what’s going on in that little brain of yours, dummy in that smart noggin’ of yours! We appreciate all feedback, but would appreciate the praise part of feedback more.

LeBron James Gives The Gas Face

// April 1st, 2009 // No Comments » // DVs Observations, F'in Sports!

LeBron James gives the gas face. I mean, there’s no other way to put it. And by “gas face” I mean an updated version of what 3rd Bass was talking about back in the 1980s. Specifically, when you fart, you try not to give it away with any facial expressions even though you eventually cop to it. C’mon, you know you’ve all done it.

Anyway, LeBron just straight let it rip between the cheeks and teammate Anderson Varejao had to pay the ultimate price. And, as my buddy Steve K. noticed, Varejao, a Portugese speaker, clearly mouths in English, “Oh my God” in the slow-mo version. The most revealing (and most hilarious) part about all of this is Varejao’s strong reaction to the offensive foul stench from LeBron’s ass after Varejao had a face of calm, which totally gives King James away.

However, one thing that we cannot confirm is if the flatulence was “ass trumpet” or “silent, but violent”. I’ll vote for the latter. How about you guys? Leave a comment!