“Excuse Me, Officer, Can I Get A Ride… Oh Yeah, Overlook This Stuff I Stole”

// June 30th, 2009 // DVs Observations

Here’s a quick nugget for all of you robbers out there, not that I’m an expert, but I have enough common sense to follow the following rules:

1) Leave the Pop Tarts alone
2) Do not start shucking and jiving, talking about wanting to be a hip hop star to a police officer… there are stereotypes… and they are irresistible to not act upon
3) Most importantly, if you see a police officer, avoid him/her at all costs

So, according to WESH.com, Orlando’s NBC affiliate, two burglars didn’t heed the abovementioned advice. Of course, I didn’t give said advice until just now, but surely common sense would have had this advice for them. Apparently not because they got caught.

Frankly, if you’re going to do what these guys did, you deserve to get caught. Am I right? Thought so.

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