Talk Stupid

Belding Wants To Know What’s Going On, Kelly?

// July 31st, 2009 // 1 Comment » // DVs Observations

As you might know, late night talk show host Jimmy Fallon is trying to put together a “Saved By The Bell” reunion on his show, which I think is a pretty funny idea. However, it seems that Tiffani Amber Thiessen can’t accomodate Fallon and, just like Fallon and his producers might be asking, Mr. Belding wants to know what’s going on?

Below is Tiffani Thiessen’s (sans Amber nowadays apparently) answer:

Baseball Is Like Sex According To Gary Matthews

// July 31st, 2009 // No Comments » // DVs Observations

This just has to be listened. It’s under 10 seconds… hopefully whomever Gary Matthews is talking about lasts longer than that.

H/T to Steve K

The Juxtaposition Is Hilarious!

// July 30th, 2009 // No Comments » // DVs Observations

Okay, so maybe it’s not “crap your pants” hilarious, but these pictures of ads next to each other that shouldn’t be will make you shake your head. Maybe even induce at least a burp in your pants, but definitely not fudge.

Dirty Old Men Caught On Film

// July 30th, 2009 // No Comments » // DVs Observations

Damn, I have to admit I cringed a bit looking at some of these pics only because it made look forward to old age… zing! No seriously, some of these did make me cringe only because I’m sure these poor old bastards were probably just being exploited for a dumb picture, but I guess they don’t care because they’re touching teet.

Hopefully, none of the blood designated to flow through their head didn’t rush down to their other head, otherwise, you’d have some dead grandpas, but what better way to go I guess, right?

H/T to Manofest.

What Is Your Douchebag Name?

// July 30th, 2009 // No Comments » // DVs Observations

Ever wonder what your name would be if you were a douchebag? Well, wonder no more as you can check the Douchebag Name Generator and find out. I have to say, my name was surprisingly spot on.

Itchy Nuts Will Not Save You

// July 29th, 2009 // No Comments » // DVs Observations

If you thought itchy nuts would save you from getting a DUI, apparently not. Best part of the video is the guy moving his legs side to side hoping that somehow that friction will reach his itchy testicles.

Wow, If You Love Meat, Check This Out!

// July 29th, 2009 // No Comments » // DVs Observations

I’m a carnivore as much as the next person, something my appearance will attest to, but holy shit! I think this is taking it a bit too far with it. The good folks at Manofest give us, not one, not two, not three, but FIFTY pictures of meat products being used in an awesome way. Well, depending on who you are… I’m sure PETA might have some beef with this… get it… beef? Yeah, I know, I’ll punch myself later.

In any case, some of the weirder products in my opinion are:

• Bacon-flavored Coke… excuse me, DIET Coke, which would be the equivalent of buying five Big Macs and a regular non-bacon-flavored Diet Coke.

• Bacon bra… I can only imagine the food fetishists would love to undress this off a chick.
• Steak car… don’t worry, this is just a “skin” of steak and not real steak; although it would be fun for car thieves to strip this type of car… get it… okay… two punches for me later.
• Ground meat cap… probably my favorite for no particular reason… it’s just fuckin’ cool.

So, have at it fellow carnivores and salivate over each picture. Vegetarians, stop hating.