Talk Stupid

Batman and Robin Sing… Flip Style!

// July 18th, 2009 // DVs Observations

Off the bat, I’ll tell you that my partner in Talk Stupid, Erik, thinks this video is crap. I happen to think it’s fuckin’ GOLD! Why? Because it’s so bad! I can’t even tell you how bad this thing is. I guess I happen to have the stomach to watch bad shit and stick with it, such reality TV, Paris Hilton nightvision videos, and Erik hitting on chicks.

Anyway, the video is a diluted and horrible version of Batman and Robin along with the Penguin and Joker… and Spider-Man. As a midget. Wait a minute, isn’t Spider-Man a Marvel Comics character and not a DC one? Yes. Isn’t Spider-Man a normal-sized human being and not Hobbit-sized? Yes. Does this just add to how bad this video is? Most definitely.

Now, I’m Filipino as some of you that listen to the podcast know… By the way, Erik and I are coming back soon with new TS podcasts, so keep your eyes open to open your ears to podcast gold… and I think it’s perfectly fine to make fun of all races, your own included. This is why I don’t really care about putting this video out there and promoting how terrible Flips copy shit. Seriously.

It’s like every Asian country, for the most part, try to take the popular thing in the United States and run with it… just like a few years, sometimes decades, too late. I have cousins there now in the Phillipines just getting into NWA and using Jheri curl juice on their hair. There’s even a new group called FWA… and, yes, it stands for Filipinos With Attitude. Why the attitude? They’re tired with all the run-by shootings, the heat produced from wearing black Carhartt jackets in 100-degree heat, and the fact that not too many of them can be Bloods versus the rampant part of the population that are Crips. Why more Crips than Bloods? Because most Flips have vitamin and mineral deficiencies and have cripple-like characteristics like the “short arm, hand to chest, bent at wrist” look.

Anyway, enjoy the video of a shitty wannabe copy of one of America’s greatest superheroes played by a pudgy guy that doesn’t even wear a mask, but only wears a hat to hide his secret identity. Hey, if glasses work for Clark Kent/Superman, why not?