This Is Why Poor People Hate Richer People
// July 7th, 2009 // DVs Observations
Okay, I’m not going to lie to you. I’m not poor by any means right now and I thank all of the divine beings in the universe that I at least have a job in this shaky economy. However, when I was younger, I was poor and still remember using water in my Fruity Pebbles and spicing up the white rice by cracking an egg over it. I mean, I think my family was the uncontested champion in making a whole chicken last for a week!
Regardless, I can pay for my light bill now and not have to use those candles with the picture of the Virgin Mary and Jesus on it from my local bodega. However, I don’t know if the kid in the video can appreciate anything. If I got a vehicle when I was 16 I think I would jizz in my pants right there and then and actually clean myself on the spot… I wouldn’t care! I’d have a vehicle! And, of course, being “so hood” (to quote Ron Artest), I would get my boys and go for a ride into the rival gang’s territory, pick up some tricks, hit the 7-11, and strand one of them at Jones Beach. The last one was a true story too, but that doesn’t matter here.
What matters is that this kid is straight up spoiled and I could only imagine what he’s like in real life. Dude, you just got a vehicle! Everyone gets a hooptie as their first ride. Chill.
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First of all, they have a hummer in the driveway and a mustang in the garage, so obviously they can afford good cars. The car is a piece of shit and he will look like “a retard driving around in that”.
I would be totally pissed off if my family members were driving around in 100,000 dollar cars and my “surprise” birthday present was a car worth 200 bucks w/graffiti and bumper stickers randomly places all over it.
They could have at least given him like a 1996 accord or something.