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“Umm, my eyes are up here.”

// July 9th, 2009 // DVs Observations, hot chicks

It happens. Men sometimes just can’t help themselves. What can we say? If you’ve got some huge breasts and you’re showing cleavage, we are genetically inclined to mistake your boobs for your eyeballs. And if you have a good looking face, we’re probably more inclined to check out your chest as well to see if you have the full top-half package. However, if you have a butterface, well, we’ll probably stare more at your boobs because, goshdarnit, we’re really shallow.

The folks over at Holy Taco have a set of pics where men are caught checking the chestmeat. Feel free to check it out and then forget about it becasue let’s keep it real – if men check out boobs, we’re not really going to ruminate much on them because we know there will be another pair to examine soon enough. So, don’t take it personally hugely-breasted women. Maybe we’re assaulting you with our eyes, but we’ll be fast about it. Sort of like when we have sex with you.