A Commercial About Life

// August 18th, 2009 // DVs Observations

Now, before I get into it, you should watch the video because my text will give away the ending. Go ahead, watch the video, I’ve got time…
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So, wasn’t that a great commercial that makes you want to just go ahead and get that vasectomy? Yeah, having a kid is rough, and I wish I could say it was worth it, but it definitely isn’t… KEEDING! Take it easy, parents. Of course having a kid is rewarding and all that, but if you’re looking for affirmations of the richness and wonder of having kids go here. Sorry, I meant here.

Now, after speaking with my partner on TS, Erik, after watching the video he stated, “Let’s see what would happen if that shit happened and the mom was Latina. I love wearing pink thongs.” Good point… and maybe I added that last sentence from Erik. Anyway, the kid would get a verbal Spanish lashing and a look that smacks you in the face… and if the look doesn’t work a real smack in the face. Seriously, I’m not advocating child abuse or anything, but I remember when I used to get the belt to the ass. Shit worked! I think I got the belt like three times in my life because my dad wasn’t playing around. My dad still scares me.

Anyway, the point of the video is to use condoms as to avoid temper tantrums and all that negative stuff. Heed the advice ghetto (mentality) and wannabe ghetto people (rich white kids living in mansions) out there! Let’s try to preserve the gene pool of idiocy as much as possible.

H/T to Ryan M. for the above video!

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