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My New Favorite Website – CanITapThat.com

// August 5th, 2009 // DVs Observations

You loved FML (Fuck My Life) and you even liked TFLN (Texts From Last Night), BUT Can I Tap That is better than them, if you ask me. Which you’re not, but I’m telling you anyway.

The premise is to text someone, “Can I tap that” or some form of the same phrase asking to have sex. The inquiry can be sincere or a simple experiment to see what sort of response you get, but nonetheless, hilarity should ensue. Below are a couple of examples:

Me: When you gonna let me tap that?
Her: Oh…haha. I’m trying to think how to put this…
Me: ?
Her: So in April…I um got back together with someone and we’re still kind of together. And there is one more little detail…
Me: ?
Her: I might look just a little different…
Me: Out with it.
Her: Ok. Ok. I might have a little bump )
Me: So…when can I tap that
Her: Huh?! Am I getting this correctly…u wanna to f**k me even tho I’m pregnant and starting to get a baby bump?!
Me: Word

Me: Heyy
Her: Hey!
Me: So, when you gonna let me tap that?
Her: When your dick gets longer than 2 inches.

Me: Hey bebe when can I tap dat?
Her: Wtf ur already inside of me put ur phone away
Me: Oh shiiattttt

SEE! Hilarity.