Why iPhones Are Cool: Reason #187
// August 19th, 2009 // No Comments » // DVs Observations
This is just funny as hell. And yes I downloaded the app after watching this video.
Archive for August, 2009
A Commercial About Life
// August 18th, 2009 // No Comments » // DVs Observations
Now, before I get into it, you should watch the video because my text will give away the ending. Go ahead, watch the video, I’ve got time…
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So, wasn’t that a great commercial that makes you want to just go ahead and get that vasectomy? Yeah, having a kid is rough, and I wish I could say it was worth it, but it definitely isn’t… KEEDING! Take it easy, parents. Of course having a kid is rewarding and all that, but if you’re looking for affirmations of the richness and wonder of having kids go here. Sorry, I meant here.
Now, after speaking with my partner on TS, Erik, after watching the video he stated, “Let’s see what would happen if that shit happened and the mom was Latina. I love wearing pink thongs.” Good point… and maybe I added that last sentence from Erik. Anyway, the kid would get a verbal Spanish lashing and a look that smacks you in the face… and if the look doesn’t work a real smack in the face. Seriously, I’m not advocating child abuse or anything, but I remember when I used to get the belt to the ass. Shit worked! I think I got the belt like three times in my life because my dad wasn’t playing around. My dad still scares me.
Anyway, the point of the video is to use condoms as to avoid temper tantrums and all that negative stuff. Heed the advice ghetto (mentality) and wannabe ghetto people (rich white kids living in mansions) out there! Let’s try to preserve the gene pool of idiocy as much as possible.
H/T to Ryan M. for the above video!
Dogs Sniffing Celebs
// August 16th, 2009 // No Comments » // DVs Observations
The peeps from Unreality Magazine bring us a hilarious gallery of dogs sniffing celebrity privates. I love the Courtney Love picture myself.
I Hope This Kid Is Related To Me Somehow…
// August 15th, 2009 // No Comments » // DVs Observations
… because it would just be appropriate. I wonder if I had nearly the amount of testosterone this kid has when I was his age. Maybe. All I know is that if the internet was as popular and all over the place as it is now, I probably would have been doing the same thing. Except I’d be talking about Alyssa Milano, Melissa Gilbert, and Nina Hartley. Now watch it, dumbshits… “no offense.”
You Gotta Love Foreigners… So Open…
// August 15th, 2009 // No Comments » // DVs Observations
And after watching the above video, you’ll know what I’m talking about when I say “open.” Seriously, I wish more chicks were like the one above – hot and gassy, but without the explosion. Okay, maybe I wouldn’t want a chick to constantly play the fart game with me, but every now and then just letting the lips loose and letting one go is cool. It makes us dudes feel less gross about ourselves because we fart all the time. And do you know how much it hurts to implode farts because we don’t want to gross you ladies out? I’m telling you, it sucks balls… so, fart, women. It’s all good.
Yo Mom’s Is SO Fat…
// August 12th, 2009 // No Comments » // DVs Observations
… she literally broke the camel’s back! Queue trombone.
Remember The Time You Got That Complex?
// August 12th, 2009 // No Comments » // DVs Observations
Well, don’t worry, son… thanks to YouTube, it will be remembered forever. But, not just by you or me, but everyone around the world with access to the internet. Now run along and lose some weight, fatass.
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