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The Booby Scare

// September 30th, 2009 // No Comments » // DVs Observations

Don’t say that we don’t do our part for the betterment of humanity. The above video starring Alyson Hannigan, Emily Deschanel, Katherine McPhee, Minka Kelly, and Jaime King is supposed to bring awareness about breast cancer, which is what October is all about. Yes, it’s the month of Breast Cancer Awareness and posting this video is my contribution. Okay, I won’t lie, I just like seeing women giving themselves breast exams. I’m a creep!

BTW, I will NOT be posting any similar video for Testicular Cancer Awareness month. Just sayin’.

Don’t Mess Around With Mayhem Miller, EA Sports!

// September 29th, 2009 // No Comments » // DVs Observations

Jason “Mayhem” Miller is the host of one of my favorite TV shows, MTV’s “Bully Beatdown”. Yes, it totally takes away brain cells, not only for the participants on the show, but those watching as well. I now have an IQ of 59, which came all the way down from 71, and I blame this show.

In any case, EA Sports is apparently coming out with an MMA videogame and Mayhem does not like his rating very much. So, what does he do while in EA Sports HQ checking out the game? He gets fuckin’ pissed at the lead developer of the game. What follows is classic.

Who Knew “New Moon” Was So… So…

// September 29th, 2009 // No Comments » // DVs Observations

… well, I don’t know. But the good folks at College Humor gives us an inside look on how the next “Twilight” movie trailer gets the womens excited! Womens, firemens, bears, and shitters. Ultimately, I think the movie will have more to do with that last type of trailer viewer than any other. Am I being skeptical about the movie because it’s my manly duty to not give a fuck about a tweener movie whose star looks like an 11-year-old kid from the hood can beatdown? Yes. Would I otherwise be genuinely interested in the movie… I plead the fifth!

Gilligan On Roids

// September 28th, 2009 // No Comments » // DVs Observations

Holy crap… Bob Denver is alive and well and he is BUFF! Yes, the dude in question is above and let me tell you, the head does not match the body at all. Not that I should judge because my body type is “bobblehead,” but goddamn I think the dude should pump his head with roids to match his body. What the fuck?!?!?!

Anyway, below is a video that was on YouTube’s front page when I saw it and just had to see what the hell was up. Basically, alcohol and bodybuilding do not mix in the same way Gilligan’s head doesn’t match the Running Man’s body. Seriously, at the very least homeboy could have taken off the hat, right?

Well, below is the video and look out for a couple of acknowledgements to Hans… it’s comedy gold!

Hunt Chris Brown (Run This Town Spoof)

// September 27th, 2009 // No Comments » // DVs Observations

Affion Crockett is a funny dude. I really have to give him props on this spoof of Jay-Z’s “Run This Town” because not only does Crockett re-produce the song, but he also does impersonations of Chris Brown, Kanye West, and Jay-Z to a high level. Check the video out and crack your ass up.

Oh, you’d only really think this is funny as hell if you’ve seen the original video of “Run This Town,” so I’m sure all of the suburban white kids will think this is hilarious!

It Made My Day

// September 26th, 2009 // No Comments » // DVs Observations

There are a bunch of cool sites that let people interact and share with the whole world their texts from last night or how much their life sucks or even if they can tap that. Well, the newest one on the block is one that let’s people know what made a certain individual’s day, appropriately named, It Made My Day. Here are some choice samplings that made me, as they say, L-O-L:

I saw a lady taking a power walk, and she had stashed her water bottle between her generously sized breasts. IMMD.

In bumper to bumper traffic, the guy in front of me was rooting around in the back seat not paying attention to the fact the guy in front of him had moved up. The guy behind me couldn’t stand the open space and passed both of us on the shoulder. A minute later Mr. Inahurry got rear-ended by Mr. Distracted. IMMD.

I sent a gift subscription to five gay porn magazines to an ex-girlfriend’s new boyfriend. I did this as soon as I found out they were moving in together, because she always wants to be the one to check the mail. IMMD.

So, peep it out and even participate by letting us all know what made your day… not that we necessarily care.

Do You Need A Movie? Hire Fred and Sharon!

// September 26th, 2009 // No Comments » // DVs Observations

It’s hard not to be persuaded to capture important moments in your life on film after watching the above video. Fred and Sharon look like they are of professional stock and anything they capture through the magic of movies will be a solid hit amongst all that view it. Right, and my partner Erik is a handsome man! In any case, peep the video above and read the comments, which is where the real comedy lies. I can’t believe this thing has over 1,100,000 views! I guess there’s no such thing as bad publicity.

In any case, to catch more cinematic genius, watch the videos below, which are brilliant in the way Lennie from Of Mice and Men is. In them, Sharon gives celebrity advice… man, do I have some advice for Sharon myself. First of which is, look in a mirror when she gets ready for the day.