We are writing a movie

// March 5th, 2010 // The Movie Script

scriptSo, Erik and I are writing a movie. An activity that has incorporated a lot of NOT writing anything as of late. Boy, do we suck! Honestly, there are some valid reasons as to why this stasis has happened.

I’ve been doing a lot of sports writing lately, which includes work at Fanway.com, and it’s something I thought I left behind some time ago and wouldn’t come back to. Guess not. In any case, I’ve also been studying the effects of Cookie Dough Pop Tarts on one’s ass and apparently, it creates craters. Par. Tay. As far as Erik’s reasons, well, let’s just say he’s Mexican and it’s about 2pm all day for him.

My hope for telling all of you that Erik and I are writing a movie is that it holds us accountable. If you leave comments or call our toll-free number or see us on the street, please feel free to fondle our genitals if you’re a female, and ask us, “How’s the movie script coming, fucker?!?!” Yes, I think if we hear that question enough times, it will be the impetus for us to finish our script. If anything, so that we can reply, “Just like shooting in your mom’s face, it’s done!”

In all seriousness, Erik and I need to treat the script like it’s NOT a podcast. If you’ve been around here long enough, you’ll know that we never seem to do them and that can’t happen with our movie. There are a few reasons why:

1) The movie idea is hilarious, objectively speaking of course

2) From what we understand, we’ll become multi-millionaires and ridiculously famous enough that when we enter rooms, we’ll actually make the puss sweat instantly

3) We’re guaranteed Oscar winners and therefore will add a title to our names – “The long-penised Academy Award winning…”

I really can’t think of better reasons to finish writing this script… and of course I’m talking about the long-peen part.

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