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On the bus and how I’m gay

// May 5th, 2010 // On The Commute Today

Damn, on the bus this dude sitting in front of me started fanning the fart he obviously laid and peeps were looking at each other like WTF? So I said, “Burped in the back of your boxers, huh?” He didn’t understand what I was implying and said that I was gay for mentioning his boxers… Hahaha!

So I told him I’m as gay as much as his gas smells like roses, as much as his dating life is successful, and as much as he wipes his ass. And then he still accused me of being gay because I mentioned his ass. Hahaha!

I’d like to think that if I played for the other team I’d have higher standards. Anyway, he just moved to the back of the bus staring me down… I’ll assume he just didn’t want to turn around and expose his ass in case I felt the urge to attack it.

Hahaha!