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Boob Grabs

// June 13th, 2009 // No Comments » // DVs Observations, Erik's Observations, Updates

Courtesy of NextRound.net. Pretty funny stuff. Not really surprised about Clay Aiken grabbing boobs because he is a famous singer, has a set of balls, and obviously his testosterone levels just absolutely rage!

Okay, so I’m absolutely lying as the only round things he’d like to grab and rest on his chin are testicles. Is that a foul thing to say? Sure. But, is it true? Yes. Hey, I have nothing against him being gay… what I do have a problem with is him still having the audacity to grab boob. Man, that is just one big waste of a breast touch.

Anyway, enjoy the gallery. And, surprise, surprise, you’ll see some athletes and a prince in there. Oh, and your obligatory douchebags.

Episode 9 – The Show With Cankles!

// January 31st, 2009 // 3 Comments » // Erik's Observations, Podcasts

Let me start this post off right by saying Happy Birthday to our new co-host Jax! Now that the pleasantries are over, let’s get down to it boppers.

• Only four words could describe DV’s embarrassing story: Dinty Moore’s Beef Stew
• Afraid of sounding like she’s playing Battleshits in front of co-workers, Jax is poop shy at the job.
• Jax Birthday was on Friday. Moving right along . . . apparently, she’s a nag too!
• A slap to the face isn’t as universally funny as we thought.
• Speaking of shit, DV shares how to make shitlocks (aka dreads) and how he had to shave his head to get rid of that mistake
• Insecure men make Jax cooch dry up like a desert!
• Normal women make DV’s peen recede into his belly.
• The economic crisis has so far only hit DV, apparently he can no longer jack to it with lotion to save $$$.
• Ax Jax Segment – You, DV, and Erik take a plane trip, later on, it crashes, BUT you all survive, ending up on a deserted island. Who do you think you would have a better chance to survive with – DV or Erik?
• Breast implants become stress relieving squeeze balls.
• New Segment – Ax Jax Out! She’s looking for someone to make her feel better about her cankles and gag her when she starts nagging.
• Birthdays mean nothing to DV or I at this age. DV has clothes older than Jax.
• Jax is depressed over turning a quarter of a century old…

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Dating Woes…

// November 21st, 2008 // No Comments » // Erik's Observations

After six years of being with the same girl I’m back in the dating scene, honestly by choice. Things feel so different. Back then I used to work in a high school so it was easy for me to pick up women. Okay I’m exaggerating, let me clarify, it’s not as pederast as it sounds. I was a 20 year old computer tech when I met this 17 year old student who used to hang out all the time with many of my friends of 4+ years. It just turns out I met her at work first. When she turned 18 (and I had just turned 21), we were hanging out almost every other day and one thing led to another… fast forward to today and I am rejoining the dating pool and feel clueless.

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Getting Old . . .

// November 3rd, 2008 // 2 Comments » // Erik's Observations

Recently, I just turned 28 years old. Time flies when you hit 21 years old, it’s like my sense of time has been irreparably destroyed by binge drinking… nah, it’s more like the calendar just got a supercharger. When I was young it always felt like my next birthday would never come, now it comes almost as fast as DV as he slaughters millions of his would-be children into a fresh new Kleenex. It feels like these things are coming so often, but it’s all good.

I feel like I’m on my way to becoming a cranky old guy. When I was younger I used to laugh at “old” people of my current age when they’d talk shit about my musical tastes. Today I listen to the hip hop of now and just think “what the hell is this bullshit?”. The only reason I even listen more than once to any of these songs is because they are annoyingly catchy and get stuck in my head. At the same time it cracks me up to think that “Rumpshaker” and “Baby Got Back” will soon be in rotation as oldies.

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