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College Football + Pulp Fiction = Awesome

// September 4th, 2009 // 1 Comment » // DVs Observations, F'in Sports!

Last night in a loss to Boise State, Oregon’s LeGarrette Blount sucker-punched Bryon Hout, who was taunting Blount after Boise State’s win. In fact, I don’t feel bad for Hout at all since he was basically asking for it. I mean, even a Boise State coach was trying to pull Hout away from the trash talking. Either way, Blount is fucked.

But, silver lining, someone manipulated the video and put in the dialogue from a scene from Pulp Fiction… one of my all-time favorite movies. Awesome.

This Kid Has Moxie!

// August 26th, 2009 // No Comments » // DVs Observations, F'in Sports!

Oh, the good old days of Little League baseball… I remember it well. You don’t know how many home runs I had because my ground ball got past the infielder, which was then incapably handled by the outfielder, and myself crossing home plate as the ball sailed over the catcher thanks to a horrible throw from the cut-off man. Okay, so maybe they weren’t legit homers, but to a seven-year-old kid, it was a homer no matter what.

Imagine then how much legitimacy there is when you play in the Little League World Series where there is no room for dumb mistakes and where nothing comes cheaply. Yeah, pressure. Which is why I love this kid in the video – he just doesn’t give a fuck! He just wants to hit batters or sit on the bench… he’s just so pissed at himself that he wants to take it out on the other team! Seriously, he hasn’t felt this way at some point? The kid is just more honest about it.

H/T to Steve K.

This Reporter Is A Douche

// July 28th, 2009 // 1 Comment » // DVs Observations, F'in Sports!

I’m as competitive as the next guy, so much so that I don’t even let my son win Connect Four unless my wife is in the room and she gives me a look. But, this reporter forgetting what “professional” means straight faced a kid. A kid! Dunked right in the kid’s grill… lilke that was going to be so hard. Douchebag.

It’s one thing if the kid is yours and you just want him to be competitive like I do with my son, but it’s another when you start talking trash to a kid that isn’t yours, even if you’re fucking around. And, really, you have to take out all of your aggression on a little kid? Someone must have been a spaz on the courts growing up.

Douchebag.

Rampage Jackson Loves To Dry Hump

// July 8th, 2009 // 1 Comment » // DVs Observations, F'in Sports!

Rampage Jackson, MMA superstar, cannot be stopped once he pelvic thrusts. His hips become a machine of destruction, destroying any confidence and nerve a woman might have to smack him across the face. I’ll call it the Mike Tyson factor.

In the video above, Jackson just keeps going and going and going like he’s the frikkin’ Energizer Bunny, despite the call for a “cut” of the segment. I honestly feel bad for the female reporter here because I think she was just in a state of shock, seemingly wanting to stop, but then nervously going with it and doing some sort of spastic dance.

The best part is the director slowly going up to Rampage trying to stop the clothes-on-clothes magic.

Give Me A C! Give Me An A-M-E-L-T-O-E!

// June 18th, 2009 // No Comments » // DVs Observations, F'in Sports!

Now, it’s not the craziest occurrence in the world for a woman to get cameltoe. Sometimes, it’s just inevitable and really shouldn’t be a sort of stigma about a woman having a large lips (ahem) down there. Because sometimes the clothing is just so damn tight it’s going to press and ride up the vagina… hard. And, yes, these are the times when men who love the nitty gritty and grime of sports actually pay attention to fashion. Thanks to the fine folks over at F Juice, we get to see their top seven cameltoes in cheerleading. Understand, if cameltoe were to happen in any profession other than cameltoe porn (yes, as a society, we are irredeemable), then cheerleading is it! Check it out and have fun wishing you were Indiana Jones.

Sports Riots Are Awesome!!!

// June 17th, 2009 // No Comments » // F'in Sports!

When your team wins a championship, what do you do, people?!?!?! You take to the streets and start causing chaos of course! Recently, the Los Angeles Lakers won the NBA championship and the good people of the City of Angels, owning a reputation for calm during events that supremely affect their human condition, started overturning and jumping on cars (police vehicles included), robbing stores, and posing for pictures amongst mayhem amongst other calm celebratory rituals. Some might want to simply honk their horns as they drive or start giving high-fives, but in L.A., they say, “FUCK THAT! LET’S LOOT!”

Check the photo gallery courtesy of Jock and Balls.

Charles Barkley Calls His Producer A Pussy

// June 2nd, 2009 // No Comments » // F'in Sports!

I love Charles Barkley and it will be more obvious soon enough with the launch of TalkStupid.com’s Barkley’s Mouth, which will be focused on covering the NBA in an edgy, raw, and humorous way, so look out for that. In the meantime, watch and see why I love the Round Mound of Rebound so much. Too bad TNT won’t be covering the NBA anymore. Oh well, I’m sure Chuck will make news during the offseason by either gambling, drinking, or being part of the remake to “To Wong Foo Thanks For Everything, Julie Newmar…”.