Talk Stupid is a blog by DV and Erik. They are stupid... but, of course.
// August 4th, 2009 // No Comments » // DVs Observations, hot chicks
Courtesy of The Chive. This picture had me cracking up for a good minute, which I probably shouldn’t have been doing because there is an ass in that pic, but I couldn’t help myself. Myth busted!
// July 14th, 2009 // 1 Comment » // DVs Observations, hot chicks
At the G-8 summit in Italy, President Barack Obama was seemingly caught looking at some booty in the above pic. However, after looking more into this (not the ass, but the story), it seems that Obama was actually looking for his wife, which is a likely story. However, I’ll give Barack the benefit of the doubt. He’s no Bill Clinton.
Now, I don’t know who the dude is to the right, but I’m guessing it’s French President Nicolas Sarkozy, who knows a thing or two about the ass as he is married to former model, Carla Bruni. In any case, I love the look of amusement on Sarkozy’s face. Classic.
So, what do you all think? If in fact, Barack was focused on that booty, does that make him a bad person? Or does it give him that everyman characteristic? Personally, I blame him for nothing… besides his lackluster performance thus far during his presidency.
// July 9th, 2009 // No Comments » // DVs Observations, hot chicks
It happens. Men sometimes just can’t help themselves. What can we say? If you’ve got some huge breasts and you’re showing cleavage, we are genetically inclined to mistake your boobs for your eyeballs. And if you have a good looking face, we’re probably more inclined to check out your chest as well to see if you have the full top-half package. However, if you have a butterface, well, we’ll probably stare more at your boobs because, goshdarnit, we’re really shallow.
The folks over at Holy Taco have a set of pics where men are caught checking the chestmeat. Feel free to check it out and then forget about it becasue let’s keep it real – if men check out boobs, we’re not really going to ruminate much on them because we know there will be another pair to examine soon enough. So, don’t take it personally hugely-breasted women. Maybe we’re assaulting you with our eyes, but we’ll be fast about it. Sort of like when we have sex with you.
// June 15th, 2009 // No Comments » // DVs Observations, hot chicks
I feel bad for women. Every now and then when a stiff wind comes through, something else gets stiff – the nipples! However, it just doesn’t happen to women as it happens to men too. Trust me, I’ve ripped many a shirt when my chest razors come out. Yet, it’s women that we pay more attention to when it comes to the stiff nip because they have these things called boobs.
So, naturally, whenever something out of the ordinary happens in that breast area, men take notice and sometimes we get a stiff one ourselves in our pants. It’s not gross, people, it’s biology. In any case, The Chive does it again with another great pictorial of women feeling nipply. If you happen to be prone to this phenomenon, I have one word for you… tape.
// June 4th, 2009 // No Comments » // hot chicks
… then Mughots is for you. Honestly, it’s kind of pathetic if you actually check the site and like it. And while, yes, I am promoting it, there really isn’t much to see except some very young looking chicks that look dumb – either because they’re sad knowing they did something wrong OR because they have big stupid smiles on their face after getting arrested. So, how did I find the site, I did a Google search for “the future female leaders of America.”
Pray.
Seriously.
I’m not kidding.
// June 3rd, 2009 // No Comments » // hot chicks
Okay, this is just some freaky shit. Yes, as a male, I should probably find all of these pics hot because they are pics of chicks with long ass tongues, but honestly, I’m frightened. Check out the pics from Coed Magazine and depending on if you’re into long tongues (wear a condom before clicking the link) or not (have a soda next to you to wash down the little bit of vomit that will come into your mouth), enjoy or be ready to cringe.
// June 3rd, 2009 // No Comments » // DVs Observations, hot chicks
I’m sure this has happened to you… you get a friend request on Facebook and you check out as much as the user allows before you accept their friend request. Your perusal ends with the respective person being “add-worthy,” accept the friend request, and then you dig deeper into this person, gaining, for the most part, full access to their lives!!!
And upon further review of some people’s Facebook pages, and looking at photos, I have come to the conclusion that Facebook is fucking me up.
You see, there are pictures on there of couples that should NOT be couples… there is a combining of apples and oranges making appanges; black people and bleach making Michael Jackson; salt and pepper making sapper; ugly people and beautiful people making beaugly. What the fuck is beaugly? EXACTLY!
What the fuck is up with that?
