Talk Stupid

Episode 17

// November 25th, 2009 // No Comments » // Podcasts

First Episode Back! We dissect the movie New Moon and briefly talk about 2012.

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Episode 16: The Fresh Show

// April 23rd, 2009 // No Comments » // Podcasts

Well, we did this show a couple of weeks ago and because we had lots of crap going on, we never got a chance to put this up… UNTIL NOW! So, take a listen to Erik and myself sans Jax. In any case, we’re looking to get back on track and we hope you keep checking us out. If not, someone will die in the streets somewhere in the nation.

This is what we spoke on:

• Mutton chop pubes… nuff said.
• Parody songs
• I fuck with Stephen Hawkings (and this was before news of him being ill… like it matters)
• A hot nurse milks your prostate… is that gay?  We argue the point.
• Erik is an acrobat?  REALLY?!?!?!
• Special talents at Erik’s job
• Reminisce about ghetto candy like Now and Laters and its value as currency and drug
• Jumping from 15 story building rooftops… Jordan got NOTHING on me
• Cartoons made into movies… and “Ozzy Osbourne sucks,” says my train of thought.
• Wow, we actually bring up Dean Cain… how the fuck does that happen?
• Jobs where you can’t be an asshole, but we give scenarios anyway
• Did you know that Talk Stupid is everywhere on the internet?
• Some Jew talk
• Annoying slang phrases that should DIE!

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Episode 15: The One Where Jax Wins!

// March 18th, 2009 // No Comments » // Podcasts

So this episode was a freestyle show. I wasn’t involved in it, as I got held up at work. Nice story, I’ll work on it… okay, no need, DV did a good job making one up for me during the show.

In this episode you’ll hear the worst sound effects war in history. The sound of confusion, no really there is a sound and it is called Jax’s voice. You’re also in for a treat because Jax finally wins a “fuck you” from DV.

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Episode 14: The Hippocritter Episode

// March 6th, 2009 // No Comments » // Podcasts

Sorry, folks, no Jax in this episode, but Talk Stupid’s original DYNAMIC DUO – DV and Erik – are here! Jax is not feeling well, so feel free to e-mail her at jackie AT talkstupid DOT com and send her and her CRAZY PUSSY well wishes.

• DV bangs his cat doggy-style (oh the irony) to clean out the cat’s colon, which is not permitting poo to leave… Erik suggests a non-sexual route that could have worked.
• Pronunciation, units of measurement, and dumb Americans speeding in Canada.
• Mentor talk – we speak on our paragon of talk radio, JV, and his new show in the Bay Area, as well as the station’s music rotation and the music itself.  FLO-RIDA!  AIRWOLF!
• By the way, props to Ron Bennington and Fez Marie Whatley.
• Is it masturbation/necrophilia if…?
• Hasidic Jews love BIG. BLACK. ASSES.  We also get into some oven talk… no not like that!  But, more like, “Damn, Hitler is trying to make me a negro!”
• Crazy pussy… can it ever become something substantial besides a mound with a hole in it?
• Wordplay… how combination of words can fuck you up.  Soup with a cape on?  WTF?
• The government keeping us down!
• Revealing the truth about some oaths.
• Reasons why Erik isn’t Mexican, but Indian and, possibly, Persian.  And why DV is Short Round from “Indiana Jones”.

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Lucky Number 13 – The Crazy Foosy Episode

// February 26th, 2009 // 3 Comments » // Podcasts

Well, what the fuck is “foosy”? Well, if you know anything about Filipinos, they switch their “f”s and “p”s and, basically, they talk funny. SO, we’re talking about crazy “pussy,” a favorite subject of men on the prowl. In any case, we talk about the locotang, but we talk about other things like:

• Erik is back! And he gives Jax and DV props for kicking AX!
• Weekend plans – Jax is going to play a rape game that she says is a video game… riiiiiight. Look over your shoulder, Jax. Anyway, we start to talk about rape scenarios.
• We get into what we are giving up for Lent, the 40 days where you sacrifice something you normally do for God.  What are we giving up?
• UnbeWEAVEable!  Weaves are bullet-proof… didn’t you know?  More weave talk ensues…
• DV and Erik are headbangers!
• Video games that leave a sensory memory with us… Erik has been fucked by playing “Guitar Hero” too much.
• We talk “gumba” and “guido”… DV speaks on it and Erik and Jax get their learn on.
• Our radio mentor, JV, is back in the Bay Area with Wild 94.9… DV thinks JV is the Barack Obama of radio bringing hope and change.
• Someone actually participates in the AX JAX OUT segment… guy sounds familiar.
• We are internationally known and DV has an experience to prove it!
• Television… what’s some fucked up shit about it?
• CRAZY PUSSY!!!  CRAZY PUSSY!!!  CRAZY PUSSY!!!

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Episode 12 – The One Without Erik

// February 19th, 2009 // 2 Comments » // Podcasts

So, Jax and I were all ready to do a show when I got a phone call. Erik had an accident. Apparently, the dildo he was using was rammed so far up his ass, it got stuck. HOWEVER, the surgery was successful and Erik is doing well. I mean, he needs to wear ass bandages and use that ass donut, but he’s doing well. In any case, as you can figure Erik couldn’t make the show this episode, so it was just Jax and myself… free-flow style… like a period!

I won’t even give away what we talked about because it’s RADIO BRONZE… with only two competitors. SUCKS!!! Okay, honestly, we were so random that I don’t even remember what the fuck we talked about… but check it out!!! It was pretty much utter CHAOS!!! In fact, it was so chaotic, Jax and I did an alphabet bit where we switched up the letters!

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Episode 11: The One with Shamoan!

// February 13th, 2009 // 4 Comments » // Podcasts

• Chris Brown yolks up Rihanna and we talk about the whole situation and speculate on whether or not they’ll stay together. DV thinks there was a pattern beforehand. Hmm…

• Jax tells us a personal story of hers when she got clocked in the lip. The chick is hardcore. But not every woman is. Why is that?

• It’s Valentines Day tomorrow! How valid of a holiday is it? It’s ALL HALLMARK isn’t it? ISN’T IT?!?!?! Either way, DV will be making a porno banging a raccoon!!! And Erik jerks with his weak hand… not so weak then, huh? As for Jax… she has no plans. Please contact her (show AT talkstupid DOT com) and help us make the AX JAX OUT segment actually work, people!!!

• We each reminisce about past Valentines experiences – sweet and ghetto. Unfortunately, Jax never did anything for Valentines Day… sad. Just sad. Even sadder – “I just realized I said I’m not having sex with a dead guy.”

• EVEN MORE SAD – Jax had a really fucked up relationship with one particular guy… AND SHE’S STILL FRIENDS WITH HIM!!! WTF, Jax?!?!?! Will someone please treat this chick right?!?!

• Don’t fuck with a man’s fries. Seriously.

• SELFLESS PROMOTION!!!

• Jax likes government given food, which Erik and DV grew up with. Erik and DV think Jax is crazy… unless you’re talking about pineapple juice.

• Erik gets geeky. Jax is old. DV just wants to bang Bea Arthur.

• Ignacio Periwinkle Freeely AX JAX about being the black sheep of the family and hearing about shit talked about her behind her back. All we can say is Jax’s mom has a lot of faith in her daughter… NOT!

• DV gets all SHAMOAN on it! Then Jax gives us some great sound clips! Erik’s family thought he was smoking pole.

• What is the cankle sexual position? And what type of guy can deal with Jax’s cankles? We’ll tell you, there aren’t many!

• SHAMOAN!!!

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