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Erik and I are back… yay.

// March 4th, 2010 // No Comments » // Updates

Hello, Talk Stupid audience. It’s been awhile since all four of you have seen any new content here. Just wanted to let you know, after a brief respite from TS, Erik and I are back. After many months, our separate journeys have been completed.

I went on a personal quest to find out which tree root illicited a stronger erection versus the zipper-buster my favorite Playboy magazine from April 1978 does. I will leave you wondering about that… and, you’re welcome for the image.

Erik visited China to compete in an intergalactic fight tournament displaying the depth and devastation of his martial art called Kicking Testicles. His fighting technique proved strong, even against the female competitors, as he switched it up and used the deadly art known as Cunt Punt. Congrats to Erik.

In any case, there will be some changes moving forward. We’ll be blogging more about stuff that we’re doing… adding a more personal touch as it will be. Oh, and by “we’ll be blogging more…,” I mean me. Erik will be too busy selling oranges on the highway to fund his training.

Anyway, we plan on doing podcasts again, but being the non-commital badass bastards we are (sorry, Natalie Portman, Jessica Alba, and Susan Boyle), we’re not sure what sort of schedule we’ll be keeping in this regard. However, we’ll try to eat more podcast fiber to keep it rolling on the regular.

“Podcast fiber”… I am such a genius relating our show to shit. Props to me.

This Just Seems Like A Lot Of Work…

// June 13th, 2009 // 1 Comment » // DVs Observations, Updates

Elaborate Ladder Flip to Create Painful Teeter Totter Nutshot

That's a long way to go to crush someone's balls with a piece of plywood.

Boob Grabs

// June 13th, 2009 // No Comments » // DVs Observations, Erik's Observations, Updates

Courtesy of NextRound.net. Pretty funny stuff. Not really surprised about Clay Aiken grabbing boobs because he is a famous singer, has a set of balls, and obviously his testosterone levels just absolutely rage!

Okay, so I’m absolutely lying as the only round things he’d like to grab and rest on his chin are testicles. Is that a foul thing to say? Sure. But, is it true? Yes. Hey, I have nothing against him being gay… what I do have a problem with is him still having the audacity to grab boob. Man, that is just one big waste of a breast touch.

Anyway, enjoy the gallery. And, surprise, surprise, you’ll see some athletes and a prince in there. Oh, and your obligatory douchebags.

Snake Eyes = Sex Machine?

// June 8th, 2009 // No Comments » // DVs Observations, Updates

Am I missing something? This pic above was taken from IMDB. Maybe I need to see the movie to totally get the reference to “Sex Machine,” but I still kind of find this odd. But, maybe it’s a black thing? Or maybe because he knows how to use a “sword”? Or maybe it could be that Snake Eyes is in tip top shape and therefore must be a sex machine. OR perhaps the government G.I. Joe job doesn’t pay enough like all government jobs and Snake Eyes needs a side gig?

If anyone has the answer, please leave a comment. Even if you’re lying.

PhotoBOMBS!

// June 2nd, 2009 // 1 Comment » // DVs Observations, Updates, hot chicks

Photobombing… ever hear of it? Basically, it’s when a normal picture goes wrong. The fine folks over at TheChive.com have a gallery of hot chicks getting photobombed. Check out the debauchery of ugly placed into a world of beauty. By the way, why do girls take pictures of themselves with pursed lips all the time now. Don’t they know how easy it is to photoshop various liquids and appendages on there?

THIS Is The Best KO In Any Contact Sport History

// March 29th, 2009 // 1 Comment » // Updates

Okay, watch the video first as it’s kind of short. Then come back here. I’ll wait.
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F.E.A.R 2 Project Origin

// February 18th, 2009 // No Comments » // Updates

Thanks to horror movies, there are things that we know not to do if we’re ever plunged into a high-stakes paranormal situation. Basic things, like don’t split up, don’t panic, and never, ever think that the little girl you encounter is harmless. That last bit of advice is especially true in F.E.A.R 2 : Project Origin as, Alma, the unstoppable dealer of psychic death, is back.

If the story has a weakness, it’s that its first half sucks in comparison to the second. Too much time is spent working your way through a hospital in the early goings, and it’s reminiscent of stumbling around the office levels of the first game. Things do get much better in the second half, though, as you battle your way through a burning husk of a city and see some jaw-dropping sites, including a huge testament to Alma’s power as well as a vast underground facility that may remind you of Half-Life’s Black Mesa.

All in all I would highly recommend this game to be played in the dark just to scare the shit out of you people that love the enjoyment of a good horror game.

Breakdown:

F.E.A.R 2 : Project Origin, gets a strong four out of five stars, alot more polished then the first game, and ALOT more of a challenge.

Well kiddies I’ll catch ya’ around like a doughnut, watch for news on GhostBusters, Guitar Hero: Metallica Edition, and Batman Arkum Asylum.