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Massive Recoil Bonanza

// October 23rd, 2009 // No Comments » // DVs Observations

Check this video out and tell what seems fishy about it. I mean other than grown men that voluntarily choose to shoot a powerful rifle not fully being able to for whatever reason. If you can’t handle the recoil, don’t handle the rifle! Anyway, the collection of people makes me wonder what the fuck is up? Are people in Oklahoma and the Mideast planning some shit? WTF? Anyway, feel free to laugh at some of these dopes as they look dumb as hell. Particularly liked a few things – skinny ass dudes falling back, the fact that some people outside of the glass room tried to stop people shooting in the glassroom from falling, and the badass mother at the end.

Gotta Love REVERSE Photo Bombs

// October 22nd, 2009 // No Comments » // DVs Observations

The fine folks at the Tosh 0 blog on Comedy Central gives us the best reverse photo bombs. You know photo bombs, don’t you? It’s the artform where you mess up a photograph on purpose by either picking your nose in the background or sticking your middle finger up just as the picture is being taken or many other things to ruin the moment.

Well, click on the link and you’ll see how people took pictures on purpose without the subject of the photograph knowing what’s really going on.

Japanese Game Show That’s Blatantly Sexual

// October 22nd, 2009 // No Comments » // DVs Observations

First off, I have to say that this is for my Talk Stupid partner, Erik. The boy loves Asian chicks and I’m sure he’d love it even more if this crazy Japanese game show came over here to the US. In any case, I really don’t know what to say about the video except to watch the video. It’s… wow.

Actually, I do wonder what the hell those Japanese hosts were saying, because honestly what can you say? I know that if it was me, I’d just get so crossed over and have to stop myself from saying things like, “Yeah, baby, suck that di… err, you can do it!” Or, “I love it when you do that twist on my co… err, you can do it!” Or I might just be direct and say, “SUCK IT!!! DO IT! DO IT! DO IT!”

The video is long, but I’m sure you guys won’t complain. To give the TS audience the best content possible, I actually had to watch the whole video myself to make sure it was good. It’s good.

Lamebook Is Anything But

// October 22nd, 2009 // No Comments » // DVs Observations

Lamebook takes the best of the worst that Facebook has to offer. I’m sure you’ve seen at least three things on your Facebook homepage that would qualify to be posted on Lamebook, haven’t you? Mine is usually inundated with Farmville or Mafia War icons all over the place. Granted, I can see the appeal of these games, but can’t people find other things to do while on Facebook, like stalk chicks or improve their profiles by blatantly lying about their interests to match those of the chick(s) they’re stalking?

Of course, I’m kidding… stalking is not cool. Unless you’re a nerd and your stalker looks like Megan Fox and she’s ready to go bat-shit crazy in bed and expects nothing but sexy-time from you. Yeah… I know, far-fetched. Anyway, reading through a few pages of Lamebook really had me cracking up and I’m sure you’ll do the same.

The Paragon Of Trashed

// October 21st, 2009 // No Comments » // DVs Observations

The video above shows a man so trashed out of his mind, he literally cannot stand as he attempts to purchase his heart’s desire – alcohol. Actually, considering the lack of coordination and other visual clues, I’ll assume, not just alcohol, but more of it. However, how does the dude walk into a convenience store, sloppily, and act like a fish out of water kicking up his feet on the floor for a couple of minutes before someone noticed?

And I don’t know which is funnier to me… the trashed guy or the living stereotype that appears at about the 3:20 mark? Anyway, the video is about six minutes long and I came into it thinking how funny and interesting can it be for six minutes. I figured after a couple of minutes it would get old already, but I was thoroughly entertained.

H/T to Sal from EdgeFM.net

I Knew I Couldn’t Trust That Pixar Lamp

// October 20th, 2009 // No Comments » // DVs Observations

Damn that Pixar lamp! Damn him to hell!

Sometimes Life Is Like A Gymnastics Fail

// October 20th, 2009 // No Comments » // DVs Observations

Ever stop yourself during the day and say, “Goddamn, I’m having a great day!” You know, you’re feeling good, feeling accomplished, feeling like you can do anything as long as you put your mind to it. But then, you get knocked on your head out of nowhere and it just ruins your day. Or at the very least, makes a big dent in your day. Well, in the video above, that’s what happens to the gymnast above – Jessica Gil Ortiz. Ouch.