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Erik and I are back… yay.
// March 4th, 2010 // No Comments » // Updates
Hello, Talk Stupid audience. It’s been awhile since all four of you have seen any new content here. Just wanted to let you know, after a brief respite from TS, Erik and I are back. After many months, our separate journeys have been completed.
I went on a personal quest to find out which tree root illicited a stronger erection versus the zipper-buster my favorite Playboy magazine from April 1978 does. I will leave you wondering about that… and, you’re welcome for the image.
Erik visited China to compete in an intergalactic fight tournament displaying the depth and devastation of his martial art called Kicking Testicles. His fighting technique proved strong, even against the female competitors, as he switched it up and used the deadly art known as Cunt Punt. Congrats to Erik.
In any case, there will be some changes moving forward. We’ll be blogging more about stuff that we’re doing… adding a more personal touch as it will be. Oh, and by “we’ll be blogging more…,” I mean me. Erik will be too busy selling oranges on the highway to fund his training.
Anyway, we plan on doing podcasts again, but being the non-commital badass bastards we are (sorry, Natalie Portman, Jessica Alba, and Susan Boyle), we’re not sure what sort of schedule we’ll be keeping in this regard. However, we’ll try to eat more podcast fiber to keep it rolling on the regular.
“Podcast fiber”… I am such a genius relating our show to shit. Props to me.
Episode 17
// November 25th, 2009 // No Comments » // Podcasts
First Episode Back! We dissect the movie New Moon and briefly talk about 2012.
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Interspecies Lovin’
// October 23rd, 2009 // No Comments » // DVs Observations
Okay, I’ll admit that at the heart of it, it’s really sick to think of two different species getting it on. It is. I understand this. However, it can also be quite funny because you know nothing will happen. It just won’t work, buddy. Sort of like that time you thought you could get the high school cheerleader… no way, dogsy.
The best part of the below video is the only dialogue you get to hear. What a hayseed.
Every now and then a dog wants more than just the generic doggy style.
Massive Recoil Bonanza
// October 23rd, 2009 // No Comments » // DVs Observations
Check this video out and tell what seems fishy about it. I mean other than grown men that voluntarily choose to shoot a powerful rifle not fully being able to for whatever reason. If you can’t handle the recoil, don’t handle the rifle! Anyway, the collection of people makes me wonder what the fuck is up? Are people in Oklahoma and the Mideast planning some shit? WTF? Anyway, feel free to laugh at some of these dopes as they look dumb as hell. Particularly liked a few things – skinny ass dudes falling back, the fact that some people outside of the glass room tried to stop people shooting in the glassroom from falling, and the badass mother at the end.
Gotta Love REVERSE Photo Bombs
// October 22nd, 2009 // No Comments » // DVs Observations
The fine folks at the Tosh 0 blog on Comedy Central gives us the best reverse photo bombs. You know photo bombs, don’t you? It’s the artform where you mess up a photograph on purpose by either picking your nose in the background or sticking your middle finger up just as the picture is being taken or many other things to ruin the moment.
Well, click on the link and you’ll see how people took pictures on purpose without the subject of the photograph knowing what’s really going on.
Japanese Game Show That’s Blatantly Sexual
// October 22nd, 2009 // No Comments » // DVs Observations
First off, I have to say that this is for my Talk Stupid partner, Erik. The boy loves Asian chicks and I’m sure he’d love it even more if this crazy Japanese game show came over here to the US. In any case, I really don’t know what to say about the video except to watch the video. It’s… wow.
Actually, I do wonder what the hell those Japanese hosts were saying, because honestly what can you say? I know that if it was me, I’d just get so crossed over and have to stop myself from saying things like, “Yeah, baby, suck that di… err, you can do it!” Or, “I love it when you do that twist on my co… err, you can do it!” Or I might just be direct and say, “SUCK IT!!! DO IT! DO IT! DO IT!”
The video is long, but I’m sure you guys won’t complain. To give the TS audience the best content possible, I actually had to watch the whole video myself to make sure it was good. It’s good.
Lamebook Is Anything But
// October 22nd, 2009 // No Comments » // DVs Observations
Lamebook takes the best of the worst that Facebook has to offer. I’m sure you’ve seen at least three things on your Facebook homepage that would qualify to be posted on Lamebook, haven’t you? Mine is usually inundated with Farmville or Mafia War icons all over the place. Granted, I can see the appeal of these games, but can’t people find other things to do while on Facebook, like stalk chicks or improve their profiles by blatantly lying about their interests to match those of the chick(s) they’re stalking?
Of course, I’m kidding… stalking is not cool. Unless you’re a nerd and your stalker looks like Megan Fox and she’s ready to go bat-shit crazy in bed and expects nothing but sexy-time from you. Yeah… I know, far-fetched. Anyway, reading through a few pages of Lamebook really had me cracking up and I’m sure you’ll do the same.
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