This is one crazy ass video, which you’ll see after reading my wonderful words of wisdom. In any case, if you have large breasts like I do, as I am a fat ass that has actually Googled the term, “manzier,” then you’ll know the pain of sleeping on your side and that uncomfortable feeling of having a huge slab of flesh succumbing to gravity.

Now there’s Kush! Yes, folks, you can put this phallic looking device in your cleavage and fall into a restful and peaceful sleep knowing that your breasts are being violated by a penis and participating in what most scholars and the intelligentsia term, “titty effing (snicker, snicker, giggle, giggle)”. And, yes, the “snicker, snicker, giggle, giggle” is part of the term as nothing makes smart people do that like the words titty effing. You should see what happens when you say, “ball cupping”… they go into HYSTERICS!

Anyway, if Billy Mays were alive, he would have had this product flying off the shelves and into everyone’s home all over the world! Well, except in Asia.

RIP Billy Mays.