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Batman and Robin Sing… Flip Style!

// July 18th, 2009 // No Comments » // DVs Observations

Off the bat, I’ll tell you that my partner in Talk Stupid, Erik, thinks this video is crap. I happen to think it’s fuckin’ GOLD! Why? Because it’s so bad! I can’t even tell you how bad this thing is. I guess I happen to have the stomach to watch bad shit and stick with it, such reality TV, Paris Hilton nightvision videos, and Erik hitting on chicks.

Anyway, the video is a diluted and horrible version of Batman and Robin along with the Penguin and Joker… and Spider-Man. As a midget. Wait a minute, isn’t Spider-Man a Marvel Comics character and not a DC one? Yes. Isn’t Spider-Man a normal-sized human being and not Hobbit-sized? Yes. Does this just add to how bad this video is? Most definitely.

Now, I’m Filipino as some of you that listen to the podcast know… By the way, Erik and I are coming back soon with new TS podcasts, so keep your eyes open to open your ears to podcast gold… and I think it’s perfectly fine to make fun of all races, your own included. This is why I don’t really care about putting this video out there and promoting how terrible Flips copy shit. Seriously.

It’s like every Asian country, for the most part, try to take the popular thing in the United States and run with it… just like a few years, sometimes decades, too late. I have cousins there now in the Phillipines just getting into NWA and using Jheri curl juice on their hair. There’s even a new group called FWA… and, yes, it stands for Filipinos With Attitude. Why the attitude? They’re tired with all the run-by shootings, the heat produced from wearing black Carhartt jackets in 100-degree heat, and the fact that not too many of them can be Bloods versus the rampant part of the population that are Crips. Why more Crips than Bloods? Because most Flips have vitamin and mineral deficiencies and have cripple-like characteristics like the “short arm, hand to chest, bent at wrist” look.

Anyway, enjoy the video of a shitty wannabe copy of one of America’s greatest superheroes played by a pudgy guy that doesn’t even wear a mask, but only wears a hat to hide his secret identity. Hey, if glasses work for Clark Kent/Superman, why not?

Ep 10 – The Show with Gold Fronts

// February 6th, 2009 // 4 Comments » // Podcasts

• The Batman went NUTS! Christian Bale rips the director of photography for Terminator 4 so badly that Arnold Schwarzenegger felt a shudder in his loins from miles and miles and miles away. Listen to the audio here. We speak on it, but unfortunately, Jax has no idea who he is… surprise, surprise. What other jobs should have their workers have the same intensity as Bale?

• Jax is curious about animal porn; Erik is curious about midget porn; DV isn’t curious about anything… make your own conclusions.

• Each of us reveals a couple of things about each other. Jax honestly has the juiciest ones, things you would never believe. Maybe. Anyway, find out why she wants to go to Australia. Erik is pretty much revealing things that are not surprising to the Mexican population. DV is kind of a pansy, but a pansy with a huge…

• What happens when Bruce Wayne hits hard times? What jobs would he have? What would his costume consist of? We answer these questions and more! By the way guys, Jax laughs A LOT during this segment!

• Who the fuck would wait on line at Denny’s for a $6.00 breakfast? Apparently a lot of people. What did Jax wait on line for? Well, if you noticed the picture in this post and thought about it, you can figure out who DV was waiting on line for. Pathetic! But, listen what Anne Rice wrote to DV.

• Talk Stupid baseball cards… who can help us make that happen?

• We play a word association game, trying to get personal information and satisfaction from it. It worked in some places, it didn’t work in others. In fact, both Erik and Jax set up DV to be an overweight fuck… and succeed.

• We are an internationally known show! Check our Facebook fan page for proof. And while you’re there join the fan page!

• The Ax Jax question comes from our very own RIZ (Check the latest The Lost Cause, by the way). He asks Jax about getting a tattoo of the person she is going out with. Jax speaks on some past experiences from friends. We talk about tattoos more in different situations, as well as find out what tattoos Jax have.

• Oh, and DV talks about his dick A LOT in this show. Be forewarned.

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Christian Bale Goes Bat Nuts!

// February 3rd, 2009 // 4 Comments » // DVs Observations

Just a quick post on this shit all over the news – Christian Bale goes bat shit! Naturally I wasn’t on the set of Terminator 4 where this berating happens, but I’ll side with Bale on this one. Sure, he shows himself to be a prick, but it just shows that he’s a human… a human dedicated to his art form. Okay, fine, he’s just a douchebag, but I appreciate the entertainment value.