Posts Tagged ‘crazy pussy’

Episode 14: The Hippocritter Episode

// March 6th, 2009 // No Comments » // Podcasts

carlocked1Sorry, folks, no Jax in this episode, but Talk Stupid’s original DYNAMIC DUO – DV and Erik – are here! Jax is not feeling well, so feel free to e-mail her at jackie AT talkstupid DOT com and send her and her CRAZY PUSSY well wishes.

  • DV bangs his cat doggy-style (oh the irony) to clean out the cat’s colon, which is not permitting poo to leave… Erik suggests a non-sexual route that could have worked.
  • Pronunciation, units of measurement, and dumb Americans speeding in Canada.
  • Mentor talk – we speak on our paragon of talk radio, JV, and his new show in the Bay Area, as well as the station’s music rotation and the music itself.  FLO-RIDA!  AIRWOLF!
  • By the way, props to Ron Bennington and Fez Marie Whatley.
  • Is it masturbation/necrophilia if…?
  • Hasidic Jews love BIG. BLACK. ASSES.  We also get into some oven talk… no not like that!  But, more like, “Damn, Hitler is trying to make me a negro!”
  • Crazy pussy… can it ever become something substantial besides a mound with a hole in it?
  • Wordplay… how combination of words can fuck you up.  Soup with a cape on?  WTF?
  • The government keeping us down!
  • Revealing the truth about some oaths.
  • Reasons why Erik isn’t Mexican, but Indian and, possibly, Persian.  And why DV is Short Round from “Indiana Jones”.

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Lucky Number 13 – The Crazy Foosy Episode

// February 26th, 2009 // 3 Comments » // Podcasts

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Well, what the fuck is “foosy”? Well, if you know anything about Filipinos, they switch their “f”s and “p”s and, basically, they talk funny. SO, we’re talking about crazy “pussy,” a favorite subject of men on the prowl. In any case, we talk about the locotang, but we talk about other things like:

  • Erik is back! And he gives Jax and DV props for kicking AX!
  • Weekend plans – Jax is going to play a rape game that she says is a video game… riiiiiight. Look over your shoulder, Jax. Anyway, we start to talk about rape scenarios.
  • We get into what we are giving up for Lent, the 40 days where you sacrifice something you normally do for God.  What are we giving up?
  • UnbeWEAVEable!  Weaves are bullet-proof… didn’t you know?  More weave talk ensues…
  • DV and Erik are headbangers!
  • Video games that leave a sensory memory with us… Erik has been fucked by playing “Guitar Hero” too much.
  • We talk “gumba” and “guido”… DV speaks on it and Erik and Jax get their learn on.
  • Our radio mentor, JV, is back in the Bay Area with Wild 94.9… DV thinks JV is the Barack Obama of radio bringing hope and change.
  • Someone actually participates in the AX JAX OUT segment… guy sounds familiar.
  • We are internationally known and DV has an experience to prove it!
  • Television… what’s some fucked up shit about it?
  • CRAZY PUSSY!!!  CRAZY PUSSY!!!  CRAZY PUSSY!!!

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