Of course this would happen in Japan. Those Japanese (of which I am part, so calm the hell down, Asian groups) are crazy and slightly weird people. If you consider having sex with cadavers as they’re getting chopped up weird. Or selling used panties in vending machines weird. Or thinking that David Hasselhoff is a big-time star weird. Or… well, I can go on and on about those weirdos, but I won’t.

I want you to focus on the skills of this dog riding this bike. It’s pretty impressive. Now only if dogs knew how to ride bikes in the Philippines (yes, I’m part Filipino too, so shut the hell up, Flip Squad), they might be able to escape their captors.