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The Paragon Of Trashed

// October 21st, 2009 // No Comments » // DVs Observations

The video above shows a man so trashed out of his mind, he literally cannot stand as he attempts to purchase his heart’s desire – alcohol. Actually, considering the lack of coordination and other visual clues, I’ll assume, not just alcohol, but more of it. However, how does the dude walk into a convenience store, sloppily, and act like a fish out of water kicking up his feet on the floor for a couple of minutes before someone noticed?

And I don’t know which is funnier to me… the trashed guy or the living stereotype that appears at about the 3:20 mark? Anyway, the video is about six minutes long and I came into it thinking how funny and interesting can it be for six minutes. I figured after a couple of minutes it would get old already, but I was thoroughly entertained.

H/T to Sal from EdgeFM.net

Itchy Nuts Will Not Save You

// July 29th, 2009 // No Comments » // DVs Observations

If you thought itchy nuts would save you from getting a DUI, apparently not. Best part of the video is the guy moving his legs side to side hoping that somehow that friction will reach his itchy testicles.

Drunk Pictures – How Much Do You Have To Drink To Get This Punked?

// July 22nd, 2009 // No Comments » // DVs Observations

The good folks over at Coed Magazine have 210 pictures of drunken shame and every single one of them is hilarious! Of course most of the victims are sleeping and taken advantage of, but that’s the price you pay when you drink – your friends WILL fuck with you. The common theme throughout most of the pics is how much the subject of said picture loves penis and would happily give you a BJ for a mere $5 that you can simply leave in his pocket.

However, something that really had me thinking was, how much do you have to drink without feeling your hair getting cut and buzzed? I mean, getting drawn on is one thing, but actually having something make a ton of noise and vibrating on you, but still you feel nothing? The situation must have been thisclose to alcohol poisoning is my guess.

So, I’m sure you’re wondering if I’ve ever gotten this drunk and the answer is – I DON’T DRINK!

Sleeping On The Throne… Drunk!

// June 19th, 2009 // No Comments » // DVs Observations

Ever get so tired you just pass out on the spot? It’s happened to me a few times on my travels home or to work, but I have an almost two hour commute and can only read and stare at people with my mouth agape and crossed eyes only so much. So, every now and then, I’ll nod off, not as bad as some Japanese businessmen are reputed to, however, but I’ll take a nap and inevitably miss my stop. I hate when that happens.

However, I’ve never been unfortunate enough to have the same fate befall me as some of these folks caught sleeping, inebriated, and placed in a passed out gallery by Holy Taco.