Talk Stupid

Lamebook Is Anything But

// October 22nd, 2009 // No Comments » // DVs Observations

Lamebook takes the best of the worst that Facebook has to offer. I’m sure you’ve seen at least three things on your Facebook homepage that would qualify to be posted on Lamebook, haven’t you? Mine is usually inundated with Farmville or Mafia War icons all over the place. Granted, I can see the appeal of these games, but can’t people find other things to do while on Facebook, like stalk chicks or improve their profiles by blatantly lying about their interests to match those of the chick(s) they’re stalking?

Of course, I’m kidding… stalking is not cool. Unless you’re a nerd and your stalker looks like Megan Fox and she’s ready to go bat-shit crazy in bed and expects nothing but sexy-time from you. Yeah… I know, far-fetched. Anyway, reading through a few pages of Lamebook really had me cracking up and I’m sure you’ll do the same.

Some More Crap About Me

// August 3rd, 2009 // No Comments » // DVs Observations

Well, the latest Facebook survey is making the rounds and I’m going to participate? Why? Because I can use it as content on the comedy blog I write for – TalkStupid.com. Oh yeah… killing two birds with one stone. I’m an efficient mofo.

1. What time did you get up this morning? I don’t know, but I know I should be working.

2. How do you like your steak? Free. And with potatoes.

3. What was the last movie you saw? Don’t know the name of it, but it was short. Only 20 seconds long. Rated X by the way.

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Facebook Ruins My Faith In The Gene Pool AKA How I Lost My Chance With Padmé Amidala

// June 3rd, 2009 // No Comments » // DVs Observations, hot chicks

I’m sure this has happened to you… you get a friend request on Facebook and you check out as much as the user allows before you accept their friend request. Your perusal ends with the respective person being “add-worthy,” accept the friend request, and then you dig deeper into this person, gaining, for the most part, full access to their lives!!!

And upon further review of some people’s Facebook pages, and looking at photos, I have come to the conclusion that Facebook is fucking me up.

You see, there are pictures on there of couples that should NOT be couples… there is a combining of apples and oranges making appanges; black people and bleach making Michael Jackson; salt and pepper making sapper; ugly people and beautiful people making beaugly. What the fuck is beaugly? EXACTLY!

What the fuck is up with that?

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25 Random Things About Me… SCREW YOU, FACEBOOK! Part 1

// February 20th, 2009 // 1 Comment » // DVs Observations

If you have a facebook account as I do, then I’m pretty sure that you’ve been tagged a billion or so times on someone’s note containing some information about themselves. Like I really cared about any of that bullshit anyway. And, holy fuck were some of these notes depressing and VERY revealing!!! I LOVED IT! Made me feel better about myself! Thanks, losers!

In any case, several people (the three in my head don’t count) actually asked me to do that 25 Things About You note for some dumb reason, so I took it as an opportunity for more page views on TalkStupid.com… man, am I a fuckin’ internet marketing genius or what?!?!?! The list of 25 things after the jump… and NOT on Facebook!!!

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