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// July 11th, 2009 // No Comments » // DVs Observations
What happens when you have a lot of time on your hands? You create a hilarious video, that’s what! Now, listen, I was a huge fan of Michael Jackson, but we can all admit he went a little bat-ish crazy at the end thanks to access to money and enablers that gladly took said money. In any case, you just have to give props to the guy that made this because it’s funny, people!
H/T to Screen Junkies.
// June 26th, 2009 // No Comments » // DVs Observations
I was a huge fan of Michael Jackson from way back in the day when he was into doing legal things and not giving kids “Jesus Juice” or having sleepovers with them on the regular. Part of me wants to think he didn’t do anything with them and was just that fucked in the head that he thought it was perfectly fine for an adult to play camp with a kid that isn’t yours. But, whatever, I’m not the one to judge the dude, BUT I did wish he didn’t fall off.
You see, I didn’t stop being a Michael Jackson fan because of the kid touching. I stopped, well, relatively anyway considering I had my room plastered with his pictures and posters, because the music started to suck and Jackson the freak show took over his image. That all I said, I’ll pay my respects to him now that he’s somewhere.
And I’ll remember fondly how by dancing like him in the Billy Jean video with my band jacket and my mom’s blu-blocker type sunglasses I got girls from the neighborhood to come into my house to check me out dancing. No joke. The only real problem was that while these girls were hot and older than me, I was only 11 years old. I HAD NO CLUE ABOUT GIRLS! So, it’s not like I parlayed my ability to thrust my pelvis into any play. Oh well.
But as time went by with “Thriller” going into “Bad” into “Dangerous” into “HIStory,” I just wasn’t into MJ anymore. I mean, a lot had changed as well… my pelvic ability to jab the air rhythmically was still getting attention and I finally knew what to do with girls! Waste my money for nothing! Hahaha… yes, call me jaded. Anyway, that’s also about the time when MJ was just getting too freaky because he was turning white, his face was noticeably shifting, and he was spawning. Sigh. Anyway, because of the Michael Jackson when he was obviously a little more black, I will give him props and pray that he is finally at peace.
My feelings on MJ are similar to Chris Rock’s:
Wherever you are, RIP MJ.
And if you want to see a pic of me dressed like MJ, go to my post about Michael Jackson and the NBA Draft on Barkley’s Mouth. SHA-MON!
// June 3rd, 2009 // No Comments » // DVs Observations, hot chicks
I’m sure this has happened to you… you get a friend request on Facebook and you check out as much as the user allows before you accept their friend request. Your perusal ends with the respective person being “add-worthy,” accept the friend request, and then you dig deeper into this person, gaining, for the most part, full access to their lives!!!
And upon further review of some people’s Facebook pages, and looking at photos, I have come to the conclusion that Facebook is fucking me up.
You see, there are pictures on there of couples that should NOT be couples… there is a combining of apples and oranges making appanges; black people and bleach making Michael Jackson; salt and pepper making sapper; ugly people and beautiful people making beaugly. What the fuck is beaugly? EXACTLY!
What the fuck is up with that?
// March 26th, 2009 // 7 Comments » // DVs Observations
Okay, I realize that I am not giving you any earth-shattering news here with my title as, Chris Klein, known most for his participation (and I won’t say acting or in any way give validation to Klein getting paychecks for playing pretend) in “American Pie,” is such a bad actor that I honestly forget he existed. However, today, Filmdrunk reminded me how shitty Klein is as an (cough) actor. The movie of focus here is the recently released and recently left the theaters after two minutes, “Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun Li” of which Klein plays the male lead.
// February 18th, 2009 // 3 Comments » // DVs Observations
Okay, first, if you don’t get the shamoan reference, listen to our Shamoan Podcast, which is “loosen your uterus” hilarious. Second, what the FUCK is going on here? And how the HELL did I miss this when it was first going around the internet?
As you will see, this is a prison in the Phillipines that allows its “tenants” to choreograph and perform various routines for various hit songs. So, yeah, there is more than just “Thriller” popping in this joint, SON! Check out the YouTube page of the guy that coordinates this.
Anyway, when the video starts, you see the back of a woman walking with an inmate and I was immediately thinking, “How is she NOT getting raped right now?” Well, if you wait a bit, you’ll see that it’s actually a man, a man I will assume is the jail’s resident hole. I wonder if that outfit is his normal attire. At about the four minute mark, you’ll see something that isn’t actually choreographed, but happening in reality.
All I have to say are two things after watching this video:
1) Filipinos are batshit crazy and no matter what, will never, if they even were, be considered some hardcore dudes
2) How does Michael Jackson still hold this influence on people outside of the United States? Is Jesus Juice a big seller in foreign lands?
// February 13th, 2009 // 4 Comments » // Podcasts
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