Hat tip to Warming Glow for the clip, which is from the 1980s PBS show “Many Voices, Many Visions”. After you watch the clip, you’ll see there was only one voice – at the very least stereotyping if not racism – and one vision – from behind a white hooded mask. I can’t believe they actually had this on public television. Wow… just wow.

Okay, so I’m blindly assuming with my title because I have no fuckin’ idea if Miley Cyrus doesn’t like Asians or does. But hey, according to the picture above, Asians (of which I am a part of that particular race) can’t see shit with those slanty eyes anyway, so it’s fitting that I blindly assume. Quick, someone get the dental floss and tie it around my eyes so that we can prove how slanty my eyes are! (Oh, THAT old gag!!! [knee slap]).

Honestly, I can give two shits if someone makes fun of me for being Asian because I think it’s funny at how UNcreative people can be. Of course with great delivery and context, some of that actually makes me sincerely laugh. Anyway, back to Miley Cyrus above… she’s just being young and an ignorant dumbshit. I get it. BUT a few things drove me to write about this:

1) I bet you a big chunk (that’s with a “U”, people) of her audience are little Asian girls and Gaysians, who upon seeing this will… probably not give a fuck because she’s Hannah Montana!!! Shit, I wish people weren’t such zombies sometimes.

2) Why the fuck didn’t that Asian dude fuckin’ do it up Three Stooges stylo and just slap all of them bitches at once while they were doing that shit. Fuck, if anything I would have done my Miley Cyrus impersonation right then and there. What is that impersonation? It’s basically me laying down, spreading my legs, and moaning, “Oh Billy Ray…” Or I would have asked Miley for a dollar and then step to the other chick in the pic, spit game, and tell Miley, “Look, I just impersonated your boyfriend in the future! Hahahahaha… dumb chick.” That guy with the mouth over his hand? I would have asked him if that’s what he looks like as he gets donkey punched by his boyfriend banging him from behind. And that dude all the way to the right? I would have said, if you just cock your head back a couple of times, it’d just be like when you got bukkaked by those five black dudes… you have the eyes perfect, but you need to open your mouth like you did.

3) I really hate it when celebrities are dumb (I don’t care how old they are) and they really deserve to be ragged on for the stupid shit they do… ESPECIALLY… if they try to come up with some stupid way-out reason why they did it and it was just an innocent mistake. Take on the responsibility, people!!!! Like Uncle Ben said – With great power comes great responsibility (fine, he was a comic book character, but you get what I’m saying). I mean, don’t you know you’re already under a microscope?!?!?! This is just racism… or at the very least ridiculous stereotyping. I mean, it’s not even funny. What would have been funny is if they all lined up in Kung Fu stances against the lone Asian dude.

Okay, fine, that’s not funny either, but Jesus, I lost like all my brain cells from just writing about this stupid picture.