Off the bat, I’ll tell you that my partner in Talk Stupid, Erik, thinks this video is crap. I happen to think it’s fuckin’ GOLD! Why? Because it’s so bad! I can’t even tell you how bad this thing is. I guess I happen to have the stomach to watch bad shit and stick with it, such reality TV, Paris Hilton nightvision videos, and Erik hitting on chicks.

Anyway, the video is a diluted and horrible version of Batman and Robin along with the Penguin and Joker… and Spider-Man. As a midget. Wait a minute, isn’t Spider-Man a Marvel Comics character and not a DC one? Yes. Isn’t Spider-Man a normal-sized human being and not Hobbit-sized? Yes. Does this just add to how bad this video is? Most definitely.

Now, I’m Filipino as some of you that listen to the podcast know… By the way, Erik and I are coming back soon with new TS podcasts, so keep your eyes open to open your ears to podcast gold… and I think it’s perfectly fine to make fun of all races, your own included. This is why I don’t really care about putting this video out there and promoting how terrible Flips copy shit. Seriously.

It’s like every Asian country, for the most part, try to take the popular thing in the United States and run with it… just like a few years, sometimes decades, too late. I have cousins there now in the Phillipines just getting into NWA and using Jheri curl juice on their hair. There’s even a new group called FWA… and, yes, it stands for Filipinos With Attitude. Why the attitude? They’re tired with all the run-by shootings, the heat produced from wearing black Carhartt jackets in 100-degree heat, and the fact that not too many of them can be Bloods versus the rampant part of the population that are Crips. Why more Crips than Bloods? Because most Flips have vitamin and mineral deficiencies and have cripple-like characteristics like the “short arm, hand to chest, bent at wrist” look.

Anyway, enjoy the video of a shitty wannabe copy of one of America’s greatest superheroes played by a pudgy guy that doesn’t even wear a mask, but only wears a hat to hide his secret identity. Hey, if glasses work for Clark Kent/Superman, why not?

Well, we did this show a couple of weeks ago and because we had lots of crap going on, we never got a chance to put this up… UNTIL NOW! So, take a listen to Erik and myself sans Jax. In any case, we’re looking to get back on track and we hope you keep checking us out. If not, someone will die in the streets somewhere in the nation.

This is what we spoke on:

• Mutton chop pubes… nuff said.
• Parody songs
• I fuck with Stephen Hawkings (and this was before news of him being ill… like it matters)
• A hot nurse milks your prostate… is that gay?  We argue the point.
• Erik is an acrobat?  REALLY?!?!?!
• Special talents at Erik’s job
• Reminisce about ghetto candy like Now and Laters and its value as currency and drug
• Jumping from 15 story building rooftops… Jordan got NOTHING on me
• Cartoons made into movies… and “Ozzy Osbourne sucks,” says my train of thought.
• Wow, we actually bring up Dean Cain… how the fuck does that happen?
• Jobs where you can’t be an asshole, but we give scenarios anyway
• Did you know that Talk Stupid is everywhere on the internet?
• Some Jew talk
• Annoying slang phrases that should DIE!

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