Posts Tagged ‘stereotypes’

“Excuse Me, Officer, Can I Get A Ride… Oh Yeah, Overlook This Stuff I Stole”

// June 30th, 2009 // No Comments » // DVs Observations

Here’s a quick nugget for all of you robbers out there, not that I’m an expert, but I have enough common sense to follow the following rules:

1) Leave the Pop Tarts alone
2) Do not start shucking and jiving, talking about wanting to be a hip hop star to a police officer… there are stereotypes… and they are irresistible to not act upon
3) Most importantly, if you see a police officer, avoid him/her at all costs

So, according to WESH.com, Orlando’s NBC affiliate, two burglars didn’t heed the abovementioned advice. Of course, I didn’t give said advice until just now, but surely common sense would have had this advice for them. Apparently not because they got caught.

Frankly, if you’re going to do what these guys did, you deserve to get caught. Am I right? Thought so.

Miley Cyrus Does NOT Like Asian People

// February 3rd, 2009 // 7 Comments » // DVs Observations

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Okay, so I’m blindly assuming with my title because I have no fuckin’ idea if Miley Cyrus doesn’t like Asians or does. But hey, according to the picture above, Asians (of which I am a part of that particular race) can’t see shit with those slanty eyes anyway, so it’s fitting that I blindly assume. Quick, someone get the dental floss and tie it around my eyes so that we can prove how slanty my eyes are! (Oh, THAT old gag!!! [knee slap]).

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Podcast Episode Trey – Free Flow Edition

// December 11th, 2008 // No Comments » // Podcasts

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Holy shit!  We actually did a show!  Since Erik has been busy at work, we missed doing a podcast last week and I wasn’t down with us to miss another week with no podcast, DAMNIT!  So, I did a solo podcast, which pretty much sucks in the beginning, but then I roll STRONG towards the middle and end.  But then, when I was done with recording my solo show, Erik shows up online and I asked if he wanted to do a show. He said yes and then we made magic, doing a free flow show with zero show prep and topics.  Here’s some of what we talked about:

- What the fuck is BrawnDy?
- Homemade nunchucks are a child’s dream
- Erik is a hardcore street thug, SON!  Especially when he goes fishing, NUKKA!
- Shit’s live up in here!  Literally, shit is live.
- Feeding into stereotypes
- JB’in all day, every day
- Dungeons & Dragons (cool) and Magic (gay)
- And many more things… give a listen, kids!

BTW, the individual solo podcast I did will go up later on. Look out for that or make your life easier and subscribe to our blog feed.

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